java2001e Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Homerisms 1) "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs." 2) "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." 3) "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." 5) "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." 7) "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'" 8) "I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clickety-click Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 9) "A gun is not a weapon Marge. It's a tool, like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or an emm... an alligator." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 *tiger swipes at homer* AHHH a lion marge im not gonna leave you *leaves* D'oh (which of course is in the dictionary now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeecat Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 "Save me Jeeebus!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Hellooo? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 if you dont like a job you dont strike, you just go in everyday and do your job half assed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.