Paddock Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Pretty much everything. Can't believe you don't like them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Blue Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Can't believe you don't like them One or two is fine, but then it turns into open mike night.... Seriously I do find them funny but I think the lack of transfer activity has increased my anxiety and reduced my sense of humor. You look at a thread and see there has been some news and instead its pun, pun pun :shaking fist: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 One or two is fine, but then it turns into open mike night.... Seriously I do find them funny but I think the lack of transfer activity has increased my anxiety and reduced my sense of humor. You look at a thread and see there has been some news and instead its pun, pun pun :shaking fist: Ha ha, I'm only joking London mate, they're fucking terrible but that's part of the fun, they're that bad they're funny. De-railing threads is a part of this place, one minute there's a heated debate,6 posts later people are talking about what they are having for tea in the same thread. It's part of why I like the place so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makis Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 yikes 17 goals 12 assists in 33 apps last year. sign him ronny, immediately. that's directly contributing to a goal every match just about. wow. the year before it was 13 goals 15 assists in 33. year before that when he was only 20/21 he did 9 goals 10 assists in 31 apps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AstvVv0PYVM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXY6a2D5K4s Worse league than Ligue 1, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Worse league than Ligue 1, though. that's why he would be cheap, i could care less what league they play in. mahrez was in ligue 2, ronaldo in portugal league. the greats are everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeQuince Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 that's why he would be cheap, i could care less what league they play in. mahrez was in ligue 2, ronaldo in portugal league. the greats are everywhere. Hyperbole alert! Hyperbole alert! markjazzbassist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 I had steak for tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeQuince Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 I had steak for tea. Sounds more like you had a stroke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 That's not very nice Joe. The only stroke I've had was from Mrs Quince. I'll let you know when she's finished buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeQuince Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 That's not very nice Joe. The only stroke I've had was from Mrs Quince. I'll let you know when she's finished buddy. My wife is pretty much always working. On top of that, she's a funeral director. So, either she's engaging in some unspeakable acts with the sadly deceased StevO, or you're winding me up! Also, I'm drunk. My favorite neighborhood bar is a Pokestop. StevO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 I had steak for tea. I'm having crumpets and Yorkshire tea for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 I'm having crumpets and Yorkshire tea for breakfast.seriously jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 seriously jealous Can you not get them over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Can you not get them over there? They're not in the EU so it's actually illegal to sell them there. It's why Matt is so pro-EU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 They're not in the EU so it's actually illegal to sell them there. It's why Matt is so pro-EU. He'll have to make do with waxy cheese with holes in it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) Very few British products over here that I really miss, but crumpets, proper tea, Toffee Crisps, Robinsons, Bisto.... There are no replacements. Edited July 13, 2016 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) When my folks come to Sweden they have to bring me Mr Porkys and stuffing. The list used to be a lot longer but you can get most stuff here now Edited July 13, 2016 by Peter H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Very few British products over here that I really miss, but crumpets, proper tea, Toffee Crisps, Robinsons, Bisto.... There are no replacements. Bisto?? It always has to be home made gravy Matt, never granuals . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Bisto?? It always has to be home made gravy Matt, never granuals . Which is what I do, but I grew up with it so it's a sentimental link to home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Peter, until last Friday I worked with Mr Porkys daughter. Considering the family business, she was hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 Pics = proof Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 Pics = proof Beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncanmckenzieismagic Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 https://twitter.com/totaldutchfb/status/757968813681942528 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Aw I thought you had provided me with picture proof of mr porkys daughters hotness and it turns out to be thread related instead:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCF08 Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) Everton (alongside Inter Milan and Ajax) are interested in signing Hakim Ziyech from FC Twente. http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/voetbal/ajax/26394737/__Ajax_ook_optie_voor_Ziyech__.html#voetbal/298/fixtures/ He's an attacking midfielder (number 10) who roams the pitch a lot. Cracking player who's very creative and a true inspiration in a dire FC Twente. I think he's either assisted or scored 55% of their goals or something in the last 2 seasons (30 goals and 27 assists). He's arguably been the best player in the Eredivisie as well in the past 2 seasons. I think he should cost about 10 million Euro's. Edited August 11, 2016 by SCF08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Merged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 We need another creative mid, so I would be happy with this one if it comes to fruition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 We need another creative mid, so I would be happy with this one if it comes to fruition. Another? Do we have one? Matt, Lowensda and EFC-Paul 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeQuince Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 10 million euros? Yes, please. Hell, even if he cost double that, it may be worth it in this market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 10 million euros? Yes, please. Hell, even if he cost double that, it may be worth it in this market. Yeah I want us to sign him really bad. I posted a while back his stats and he's just always scoring or assisting, his YouTube clips I watched were equally as impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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