Avinalaff Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they both climb in the passenger seat, one sitting on the other's lap. On the way, they start kissing each other ... Then one of them turns to you to perform oral sex with you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen March 11th, 13th, twice on the 15th, on the 17th, 20th, April 3rd, 7th, 16th, two times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Just a friendly warning. Fearthainn and rubecula 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 ROFLMAO Do you mind if I steal that from you Avin it is great. No need to answer I stole it anyway. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 As funny today as it was six years ago . ....don't get caught out with this one!!!! I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a Supermarket while shopping. This happened at ASDA and it could happen to you. Here's how it works: Two good looking 21 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving while your are placing your bags on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" but ask you for a ride to another Supermarket. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blow job, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful! Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Goddamn it, I typed out something and then lost all my work. Just tried to say that neither joke offered much humor I'm afraid, in that I found no amusement from it, and this should have been put in the relevant sections on the miscellaneous index, instead of the need for a new thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Goddamn it, I typed out something and then lost all my work. Just tried to say that neither joke offered much humor I'm afraid, in that I found no amusement from it, and this should have been put in the relevant sections on the miscellaneous index, instead of the need for a new thread. If you were a horse we would shoot you. I actually posted it before Mike did, but my typing isn't that quick. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have found Mike's wallet though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Goddamn it, I typed out something and then lost all my work. Just tried to say that neither joke offered much humor I'm afraid, in that I found no amusement from it, and this should have been put in the relevant sections on the miscellaneous index, instead of the need for a new thread. I am sure you didn't smile a little, you would hate to crack your face of stone wouldn't you? The yank I know at work has no sense of humour either. Are you related? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 I don't know, is he from Baltimore. We don't laugh much there. Maybe I should have been German or something, seeing as apparently they have the least sense of humor, but even then, I'd hate to be that. Dutch or French would be fine, but wouldn't really fancy the other. It's all that, sometimes, people will find things amusing, and then again, some will get nothing from it at all. You can't change that, it's the way it's always been, and always will be. I've never been one for funnies or high jinks etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 I actually find DK hilarious, his first post in this thread was a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 I don't know, is he from Baltimore. We don't laugh much there. Maybe I should have been German or something, seeing as apparently they have the least sense of humor, but even then, I'd hate to be that. Dutch or French would be fine, but wouldn't really fancy the other. It's all that, sometimes, people will find things amusing, and then again, some will get nothing from it at all. You can't change that, it's the way it's always been, and always will be. I've never been one for funnies or high jinks etc I do like humour, and as you may have noticed (if you can tell that is) most of my posts are in humour or at least tongue in cheek. However if I see a joke I don't think is funny I seldom post on it. I can't remember ever posting on a joke that I found it unfunny. There is no need. (At least there is no need in my world) As it is I am using a lot of fuel up driving to supermarkets with a handful of new wallets looking for those 19 year olds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 I actually find DK hilarious, his first post in this thread was a classic. I've said it before and I'll say it again (at the risk of incurring his wrath some more); I think DK is a character invented by a comedy genius. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 I've said it before and I'll say it again (at the risk of incurring his wrath some more); I think DK is a character invented by a comedy genius. But not a genius at comedy ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 I've said it before and I'll say it again (at the risk of incurring his wrath some more); I think DK is a character invented by a comedy genius. It's like having our own Victor Meldrew all to ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 I've said it before and I'll say it again (at the risk of incurring his wrath some more); I think DK is a character invented by a comedy genius. i agree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Who is the cg ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Who is the cg ? That's the $64,000 question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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