Pearso Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 I'm gonna sit in America's corner on the definition of football. Here, football is Rugby League or union, and the round balled game is soccer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 I was being politically correct, and because a large portion of the US population don't conform to those statements. I only know two Americans, one is a Vietnam vet, the other a professor who tutored at Cambridge, both thoroughly decent chaps. Why the need to apologise for their kinsfolk is beyond me but they continually do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 I'm gonna sit in America's corner on the definition of football. Here, football is Rugby League or union, and the round balled game is soccer. Soccer is a derivation of Association Football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Soccer is a derivation of Association Football. Oh I thought it was derive from "sucker" cause you suck at it and other people kept shouting it at your teams and then you thought it was the name of the sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thoward18 Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 I suppose it's something you mention out of political correctness and indeed, I do not support such mentality. However I haven't seen or heard anything about christians who stone, murder, prosecute or maim people because of different religious or moral beliefs. The most extreme things I heard about are some 'christian' sects marching on the streets with protest signs against warfare, homosexuality and fornication. I wish everyone would be free to believe in what they choose to believe and let everyone have the right to hear about other beliefs as well. That would make the world a much more peaceful place No intimidation, no fighting. Oh man you have no idea. As I said earlier, Rick Santorum was almost the Republican nomination for the presidency and he insisted that he wanted to make the USA the Christian version of Iran. Gays regularly get assaulted for being gay. Abortion doctors get murdered. Parents will literally disown their kids for coming out as gay or non-religious. The only reason gays/muslims/atheists/darker skinned people aren't subject to the things you mention in southern states is because of liberals saving their asses. If a decent percentage of the Republican party had their way only Christians would have basic rights and gays and atheists would be slaughtered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thoward18 Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 - WARNING - All these statements are stereotypical. ~ 20 reasons why we hate America by Mirallas the Duck ~ 1. Because they're fat 2. Because they defend having guns 3. Because they don't know you play football with a ball and with your feet. 4. Because they buy way too much and can't handle money 5. Because the atheist ones are overly anti-faith 6. Because they lack refined taste 7. Because they don't know anything about geography 8. Because in fact, they don't know anything about this mysterious place called "the rest of the world" 9. Because they think 'MURICA IS THE GREATEST FUCKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 10. Because they don't use intonation in their sentences. 11. Because they think bigger = better 12. Because they actually think they pay lots of taxes 13. Because they think all of Europe is socialist 14. Because they build houses from wood 15. Because they double their national debt deficit when it should urgently be reduced 16. Because their women are completely fake and those who aren't look ugly and have small boobs 17. Because they only play sports that no one else plays, so they can be the best in it, and still their proud all-star baseball team loses against a semi-amateur Dutch side for the world title. 18. Because they make terrible cars 19. Because they don't sign the Kyoto protocol and prefer to pollute as much as they fancy 20. Because they think Swiss chocolate tastes good, when it's known to be the cheapest, worst quality chocolate with an awful aftertaste. 1. Because they're fat (this is mostly the South) 2. Because they defend having guns (this is mostly the South) 3. Because they don't know you play football with a ball and with your feet. (this is mostly the South) 4. Because they buy way too much and can't handle money (yup) 5. Because the atheist ones are overly anti-faith (What you have to understand is that this is only because of the push by many Americans to force faith upon everyone. Which mostly comes from the South.) 6. Because they lack refined taste (yup) 7. Because they don't know anything about geography (Mostly the South) 8. Because in fact, they don't know anything about this mysterious place called "the rest of the world" (mostly the South) 9. Because they think 'MURICA IS THE GREATEST FUCKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD (mostly the South) 10. Because they don't use intonation in their sentences. (lol) 11. Because they think bigger = better (mostly the South) 12. Because they actually think they pay lots of taxes (Mostly the South) 13. Because they think all of Europe is socialist (Mostly the South) 14. Because they build houses from wood (lol) 15. Because they double their national debt deficit when it should urgently be reduced (Mostly the South) 16. Because their women are completely fake and those who aren't look ugly and have small boobs (yup) 17. Because they only play sports that no one else plays, so they can be the best in it, and still their proud all-star baseball team loses against a semi-amateur Dutch side for the world title. (Mostly the South) 18. Because they make terrible cars (yup) 19. Because they don't sign the Kyoto protocol and prefer to pollute as much as they fancy (Bush; enough said. Also, Mostly the South) 20. Because they think Swiss chocolate tastes good, when it's known to be the cheapest, worst quality chocolate with an awful aftertaste. (lol) Basically, blame the South for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Basically, blame the South for everything. We English do that too. It's all bloody London's fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Basically, blame the South for everything. I like to imitate their accent though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 That'd be something to behold. A Belgian trying an Alabama accent Even Van Damme didn't try in Hard Target, but he did play his own nationality, and even then, it was in Louisiana. Just getting tired now, been a long day damn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I like to imitate their accent though Dear god I hope you don't mean a London accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I think he meant the american deep south. Louisiana, Mississippi etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 If he was deep in the south of America he would mean an Argentinian accent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 If he was deep in the south of America he would mean an Argentinian accent Actually gringo, you are forgetting Chile is the southernmost point, you steeeenking feeeeeelthy bandito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 That'd be something to behold. A Belgian trying an Alabama accent Even Van Damme didn't try in Hard Target, but he did play his own nationality, and even then, it was in Louisiana. Just getting tired now, been a long day damn it Yeah but he was a French speaking Belgian. I'm a Dutch speaking Belgian. I bet you didn't know that. The majority speaks Dutch in Belgium, not French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 I'd like to speak Dutch, but Italian and Spanish is good enough. Unless I go back to Amsterdam or take a vacation in Surinam it's not really beneficial. No I didn't know you were a Dutch speaking Belgian strangely enough - must do better I can cause mayhem after a bottle of absinthe, it's worth knowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 (edited) This pretty much sums it up www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE edit: how the fuck do you put a youtube vid in here? Edited January 15, 2013 by Mirallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 This pretty much sums it up http://www.youtube.c...bed/lyHSjv9gxlE edit: how the fuck do you put a youtube vid in here? Use the normal url mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Watched this yesterday...5% of the worlds population and 25% of the world prison population ? People locked up for twenty years for victimless crimes? Something seriously wrong surely. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01pzz69 pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Are American football players poorly paid? Do they still toss a coin at the start? Cause all I hear is ''get that quarter back!" Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Are American football players poorly paid? Do they still toss a coin at the start? Cause all I hear is ''get that quarter back!" lol sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 lol sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 I suppose posting a video of one's self is a first on TT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcirony Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 This may not be directly related to America but its funny none the less. At the school I worked at in China one the politics teachers was a real prick to my girlfriend and i and ignored us most of the time so I asked one of my students what he was like. She then told me that he didn't like the British and thought the school should only employ American teachers because of what Britain did during the Opium Wars.......... In 1839 Now THAT'S some serious grudge he's got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thoward18 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Watched this yesterday...5% of the worlds population and 25% of the world prison population ? People locked up for twenty years for victimless crimes? Something seriously wrong surely. http://www.bbc.co.uk...rammes/b01pzz69 Oh man, how do I even begin to tackle this topic in a way that will make any sense... So you have conservatives who bitch about Obama and "BIG GOVERNMENT." They don't want government intervening in the lives of anyone. Then, they completely contradict themselves and insist the government get involved in a number of things; drug fighting and incarceration included. They believe in the "crime control" method of prevention, which is basically that we should throw anybody doing illegal shit into jail to punish them and scare them into not doing it ever again. Thus, we end up incarcerating a shitload of people to the point of overpopulation of prisons. This overpopulation will sometimes lead to judges being more likely to give probation in certain cases. As a result, we end up with guys who assault their wives ending up with probation while someone caught with drugs ends up in jail for three years. The most dramatic, absurd example of how inconsistent and harsh our justice system is would be the state of California, which has something called the "Three Strikes" rule. Essentially, any person who commits three felonies (regardless of how insignificant) automatically receives a life sentence. In one instance, a guy in California is now spending the rest of his life in prison because he was caught taking a single Twinkie from a store and had two felonies like 10 years prior. So we have all of these people in our prison systems for victimless crimes because the Conservatives insist we continue the War on Drugs and incarcerate people regardless of mental health and other factors. As a result, it costs the government money it does not have to feed, house, provide healthcare, etc. for all of these prisoners. Thus, the government is forced to raise taxes to fund it. And then the Conservatives complain about their taxes increasing and again blame it on "BIG GOVERNMENT!!!" Tah-Dah! Edited January 18, 2013 by thoward18 holystove 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Oh man, how do I even begin to tackle this topic in a way that will make any sense... So you have conservatives who bitch about Obama and "BIG GOVERNMENT." They don't want government intervening in the lives of anyone. Then, they completely contradict themselves and insist the government get involved in a number of things; drug fighting and incarceration included. They believe in the "crime control" method of prevention, which is basically that we should throw anybody doing illegal shit into jail to punish them and scare them into not doing it ever again. Thus, we end up incarcerating a shitload of people to the point of overpopulation of prisons. This overpopulation will sometimes lead to judges being more likely to give probation in certain cases. As a result, we end up with guys who assault their wives ending up with probation while someone caught with drugs ends up in jail for three years. The most dramatic, absurd example of how inconsistent and harsh our justice system is would be the state of California, which has something called the "Three Strikes" rule. Essentially, any person who commits three felonies (regardless of how insignificant) automatically receives a life sentence. In one instance, a guy in California is now spending the rest of his life in prison because he was caught taking a single Twinkie from a store and had two felonies like 10 years prior. So we have all of these people in our prison systems for victimless crimes because the Conservatives insist we continue the War on Drugs and incarcerate people regardless of mental health and other factors. As a result, it costs the government money it does not have to feed, house, provide healthcare, etc. for all of these prisoners. Thus, the government is forced to raise taxes to fund it. And then the Conservatives complain about their taxes increasing and again blame it on "BIG GOVERNMENT!!!" Tah-Dah! Thanks for that....interesting . (Although I knew about the "three strikes" rule....from watching My Name is Earl ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) It's simple. America promotes itself as the freedom centre of the world. America is, just like any place, crammed with stupid people. Stupid people can't handle the freedom and think they should have their own laws, mislead by the philosophy that the law only serves rich or white people. Countries which are much more lead by systems and procedures such as in Europe, who have a strong social safety net, will have a far lower criminality rate and then there's countries where lawlessness rules, so they don't put their numerous criminals in jail, whereas the US has a pretty strong law enforcement. But that's just my little theory. Edited January 18, 2013 by Mirallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Yes but rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I'm willing to admit America is one of the greatest countries in the world - by my standards. is it perfect? no; but why focus on the bad stuff, and subsequently hate the country.. my favourite movies are american, my favourite series are american, my favourite actor is american, my favourite author is an american, my favourite band is american, grand canyon/yosemite/yellowstone/death valley/..., some great cities, ... or i could say they're all gun toting religous retards with an absurd amount of poor people given how rich a country they are Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I'm willing to admit America is one of the greatest countries in the world - by my standards. is it perfect? no; but why focus on the bad stuff, and subsequently hate the country.. my favourite movies are american, my favourite series are american, my favourite actor is american, my favourite author is an american, my favourite band is american, grand canyon/yosemite/yellowstone/death valley/..., some great cities, ... or i could say they're all gun toting religous retards with an absurd amount of poor people given how rich a country they are They all get cancelled because of the majority preferring 'reality' tv . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 I married an American girl, and married into a wonderful family. For some reason im not quite sure of, theyre proud to be rednecks. I wouldnt count them as that, but hey ho. But its something that I used to hate about Americans and thats their national pride. I never understood it. I have no patriotism whatsoever, so it doesnt make sense. Then I realised that i didnt hate them because they were patriotic, I was jealous. I wish I had that belief in something, as strongly as they do (regardless of whether its sometimes misplaced). There are dicks over there, their politics are quite often laughable but look at the UK - Tories in charge, a lot of idiots on the streets.... Same here in Switzerland - crazy politics in some cases and absolute tools sometimes, usually on the road. There are stupid people everywhere, with stupid politics everywhere... Americans are just in the spotlight and so people focus on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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