rubecula Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is going to be wrong. I'm in A+E after swallowing Lego. They don't seem worried . . . . but I'm shitting bricks How many crystal palace fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, the hard part is finding one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 What do you use when your Internet is knackered? igloo He made me say it guv. He did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 I've just ordered 1000 bottles of Typex... I made a huge mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Erased your hopes there didn't he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted October 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 What's fluffy and pink? Pink fluff. what's blue and fluffy? blue fluff? what's white and fluffy? white fluff? no, cotten wool. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff choking Whats white and fluffy? Dead pink fluff Whats green and fluffy? Pink fluff with sea sickness . If you think I am going to apologise for those, you obviously don't know me very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 1300 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 On the Head women have more hair On the face men have more hair But on the hole Women have more hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 the bum hole? you've been seein the wrong kinda lasses mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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