MikeO Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Having spent three weeks in 30-40 degrees temperature I decided that probably the two greatest inventions in the history of mankind are air conditioning and the bikini. Last night I added draught Guinness in cans to the list. Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formby Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 What were you wearing a bikini for if you had a/c? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 What were you wearing a bikini for if you had a/c? Walked into that one didn't I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalewoodBlue Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Errm How they get them perfect swirls right through fancy ice cream, instead of clumped in 1 section. Cameras the size of your fingernail in fancy new smart phones How pineapple can seem acceptable on a pizza Pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codders78 Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Football Beer Thongs Internet In no specific order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Bog paper, best invention of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 the word cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Having spent three weeks in 30-40 degrees temperature I decided that probably the two greatest inventions in the history of mankind are air conditioning and the bikini. Last night I added draught Guinness in cans to the list. Any ideas? Yeah take Guinness of that list . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Yeah take Guinness of that list . Philistine . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 draught - in a can - doesnt that just contradict itself? shoes are a good invention. tits - they were a good invention, im not religious but for the sake of this, god did a good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 draught - in a can - doesnt that just contradict itself? shoes are a good invention. tits - they were a good invention, im not religious but for the sake of this, god did a good job. Technically, men have tits, women's just fill up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 mens tits are shit! god had a bad day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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