marcopaulo Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 even if that's the case you're obviously wearin tops too tight for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 andy townsend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 even if that's the case you're obviously wearin tops too tight for you It has nothing to do with too tight, it's just when you sweat, it's bloody hard to get it off, even my larger dress shirts can be a pain in the ass. I assure you, my shirts are not too tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 It has nothing to do with too tight, it's just when you sweat, it's bloody hard to get it off, even my larger dress shirts can be a pain in the ass. I assure you, my shirts are not too tight. You should try taking them off over your head instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Why don't you become one? Get the an almost 9-5 job your after, and after one year with all your lesson plans done you're sorted for life or until the curriculum changes. I wish that was true!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 I wish that was true!!! The almost covers the bits that aren't or the teaching assistant does it for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 The almost covers the bits that aren't or the teaching assistant does it for you A part time TA shared between 2 classes with 30 kids in each class doesn't get much spare time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 I'm angry because I can't really find anything to be angry about But, In a rush and pressed for time is a good a reason as any. And, David Vine. Could well be in the top three of most nauseating radio people in the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Wife pausing the TV, going off to clean the bath/paint the front door/stand for parliament/hike to Kathmandu, then coming back and expecting it to be exactly as she left it . (With apologies to Dalyellitsch if the gripe falls short of his exacting standards) pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) I'm angry because I can't really find anything to be angry about Edited September 13, 2012 by Zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Zoo, don't give him any reasons. He'll be disgruntled at that smiley... Why is the mouth a straight line? I remember when mouths had little curves in the corner, but maybe?... because when I was young when kids could play on the street and there was no foreigners we had something to smile about. But at last came a knock, and I thought of the door with no lock to lock and the country let them all in, not that matters now that they all have my phone number. So the curves are no more now we all have nothing to smile about . Also did I forget to mention something completely irrelevant and pointless to the topic, maybe a nice article I've just looked up on Wiki? Yellow jelly was invented after an accidental experiment by a pork scratching connoisseur under cooking a batch of the Black Country's finest in a pint of Guinness, then letting them dry off on the radiator on one fine day of 60% humidity and 99 degrees Fahrenheit or as you idiots would say 37 degrees Celsius what a stupid system. Zoo and Romey 1878 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I had no issue with the icon Digital switchover. When the weather is adverse, the signal goes off and we you can't watch anything. Yet another masterstroke by this excellent government. When it was still terrestrial, you could watch stations and weather elements were irrelevant. I'm tired of how this fucking goverment is dictating peoples lives. I never asked for a digital switchover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Caught a glimpse of one of todays publications. Lo and behold something about the Royal Family, some fucking trivialities involving one of the Diana kids and a partner and some non event bit of news, I didn't look further. It's a safe bet that tabloids now just have a running battle with each other to see who can print the most boring, trivial, banal fucking news item possible. I can't even remember the last time I purchased any rag paper, maybe a quick look through the Independent if discarded about, but the rest can go fuck themselves. Also, Ice Cream Vans. Damn nuisance. Horrible magnanimous pricks. I need some air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Caught a glimpse of one of todays publications. Lo and behold something about the Royal Family, some fucking trivialities involving one of the Diana kids and a partner and some non event bit of news, I didn't look further. It's a safe bet that tabloids now just have a running battle with each other to see who can print the most boring, trivial, banal fucking news item possible. I can't even remember the last time I purchased any rag paper, maybe a quick look through the Independent if discarded about, but the rest can go fuck themselves. Also, Ice Cream Vans. Damn nuisance. Horrible magnanimous pricks. I need some air I'd take that as a compliment, thanks . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 confetti...the most pointless, annoying, messy shite on the planet..it can die twice for all i care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'd take that as a compliment, thanks . You're an ice cream van? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Not sure if He is but He's a noisy bastard with a repetitive sound marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 You're an ice cream van? I work on them at festivals in the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I work on them at festivals in the summer. i like you a bit more now, I love Mr. Whippy ice cream . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 i like you a bit more now, I love Mr. Whippy ice cream . Thank you, although I absolutely hate that it's called that. We have to wear shirts with that on and every calls us Mr. Whippy . It's even worse if you get palmed off on a Ben and Jerry's trailer and every other comedian asks wether you're Ben or Jerry , but on the plus side all you can eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Thank you, although I absolutely hate that it's called that. We have to wear shirts with that on and every calls us Mr. Whippy . It's even worse if you get palmed off on a Ben and Jerry's trailer and every other comedian asks wether you're Ben or Jerry , but on the plus side all you can eat Unlucky. Brilliant about the all you can eat bit though, I'd absolutely love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 ice cream urgh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 ice cream urgh Not just me then? Never liked the stuff....even when I was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 They'll soon be gone in a month or two, and that will be that. and, shaving every day. Can't be used with beards anymore, and it feels so much better clean, but having to do it twice a day can be a bit of a chore I find sometimes. The razors are quite excellent though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 You have to shave twice a day!! Chewbacca Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Not every day, sometimes about 6am on weekends or later morning weekdays and then again towards night, it's a pretty rapid growth. Today was such an example. I have werewolf characteristics. Tonight will be a fucking full moon of all things and we plan on going out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 They'll soon be gone in a month or two, and that will be that. and, shaving every day. Can't be used with beards anymore, and it feels so much better clean, but having to do it twice a day can be a bit of a chore I find sometimes. The razors are quite excellent though. i just trim with an electric razor every day..keeps it neat and doesn't grow too quick due to lack of a wet, close shave for about 5 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Waiting gets on my tits. Stuck in University with fuck all to do for the next 3 hours so I can have a 10 minute meeting. Sent via zooMobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Waiting gets on my tits. Stuck in University with fuck all to do for the next 3 hours so I can have a 10 minute meeting. Sent via zooMobile. Go the library and read some books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I coulden't Today was my induction day so the only thing that was open was the cafeteria and the induction office. If this would have happened when my course would have started I would have done some studying but there was literally nothing for me to do other than wander around the campus grounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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