SimonButtle Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) i'd imagine that would get dry over that amount of time, no? no, a bit of orange peel would sort that out i reckon Edited July 19, 2012 by theprisoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) no, a bit of orange peel would sort that out i reckon I dont smoke and never have, so I have no real idea as to what, you guys are talking about (baccy's and all that). For all I care you could be talking 'Mandarin'.... ....get it? F'in'll....I'm hilarious. even I laughed at my own joke, on that one. Jeez...it's been a very long day Edited July 19, 2012 by tenaciousj Matt and SimonButtle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 Vodafone What a useless piece of shit fucking network this is. Credit expired last night prematurely, went with a new USB modification, tried for what seemed an hour last night to take the fucking cover off (slide off cover it says in instruction manual), no - apparently not, it can't be done, in the end gave up and managed successfully today after a titanic struggle to remove the cover to insert SIM card, lo and behold when I finally got things up and running, message from said useless company declares 'safety mode on', I asked them specifically to remove this at time of purchase, now I'll have to make a journey out of town to get this done, why I didn't switch networks I don't know, this is even worse than THREE, and that surely is something, really lost my shit over this. I sympathize with anyone else who has experienced similar difficulties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nitxLMj5Wk0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 I don't understand the last response at all, i.e., there is nothing to be seen? In any event, I try to remain phlegmatic and calm, but other peoples actions dictate it is an ever increasing task of some difficulty. The weather always seems to bring out the fucking idiots and with my demeanor, always a recipe for disaster, one reason why I don't like the summer months, and it sort of brings about a kind of sick feeling also, It is a genuine relief it is all downhill to the end of the year, it does exist then (end months), but on a more benign level. Also people who have no shame in theirselves, let themselves go, have no pride or accept a degenerate state, maybe I should sympathize but I just feel I should divorce myself from these individuals best way able. Also, This time yesterday was black storm clouds, threatening weather, overcast and impending rain, and lo and behold next day (now), sunny and bright and not a cloud in the sky, damn this fucking weather. Have to be strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Opening the week end's first beer and it not going tssssst. Completely flat . Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 I never drink at home. It's just something not done. Also, retailers who sell out of date merchandise (beer and other intoxicants) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 i hate the advert i posted..they ruined a good song..and that woman gets right on my tits she looks like she thinks she is actually good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 As stated, there is no such advert, if you mean the blank space further up page, maybe it was deleted by yourself perhaps. What woman was you refering to even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 it's showin up for me...anyone else not see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 The one today from 7-44 you did, six places above Well, either it's Invisible, or there's nothing there ? Seriously Mr Paulo, it;'s a big blank space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 it's showin up for me...anyone else not see it? It's there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Is that all it was. I can't even play the commercial. Incidentally, too many of these fucking things about - Advertising is the pornography of Capitalism It's worse now than it ever was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troy8 Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 The song "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5 really grinds my gears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 not so much the song that annoys me cos i quite like maroon 5 but it's the fact that kids today only know who mick jagger is because of the song..that's just a tragedy Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 not so much the song that annoys me cos i quite like maroon 5 but it's the fact that kids today only know who mick jagger is because of the song..that's just a tragedy I only know that word because of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 bee gees did it first boy! :shaking fist: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 How ironic. I came into this thread to vent my frustration about how wank the Bee Gee's are and people are already talking about them. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 the bee gee's aren't wank..not opinion..fact tell you what annoys me apart from everything...the idiots on facebook who try and put 'deep' statuses about believin in yourself and what not..fuck off..you're not deep you're just a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 That Jagger song that someone mentioned.... was in a store on Saturday and it came on over the radio system, I almost felt like smashing a few windows. What a horrible belligerent, piece of shit tune that is, it's not even music. I had heard it before but didn't know the artists. Awful, awful, piece of crap song, it just goes perfectly well with todays standards of music, that is, total shit. The last record I ever bought was on vinyl, one of those 'Now' albums years back, when music was slowly taking a turn for the worse, but still not too bad for releases. The Bee Gees (now singular) were a good bunch of guys, but their screeching music was very hard to take. I only really ever liked 'You Win Again', most others I just couldn't listen to. RIP to the two brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troy8 Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) That Jagger song that someone mentioned.... was in a store on Saturday and it came on over the radio system, I almost felt like smashing a few windows. What a horrible belligerent, piece of shit tune that is, it's not even music. I had heard it before but didn't know the artists. Awful, awful, piece of crap song, it just goes perfectly well with todays standards of music, that is, total shit. The last record I ever bought was on vinyl, one of those 'Now' albums years back, when music was slowly taking a turn for the worse, but still not too bad for releases. Glad to see I'm not the only one EDIT: Also, when people refer to cops as the Po-Po. Don't know why, but it just really fucking pisses me off for some reason. Edited July 24, 2012 by TC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 po-po? what the fuck is that? if i heard anyone sayin that i'd go mental fuckin clampit family back in chorley..used to go in the pub i ran there and they're fuckin disgustin lazy smelly inbred mongoloids...just found out the dad has been knockin his dogs around..i'll smack his head in if i see him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 it's showin up for me...anyone else not see it? I can see it Bee Jees are the devils choir boys and should never be seen or heard from again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 This is pre-release but still funny, whether you've seen it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Re: Jagger, has anybody cottoned on to the lyrics of the advert for the Paralympics? "Rollin stones of the rap game not braggin. Lips bigger than Jagger, not saggin. Spell it backwards. I'm a leave it at that." I was surprised that got by the censors.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Re: Jagger, has anybody cottoned on to the lyrics of the advert for the Paralympics? "Rollin stones of the rap game not braggin. Lips bigger than Jagger, not saggin. Spell it backwards. I'm a leave it at that." I was surprised that got by the censors.. one of my favourite rap songs does something similar (Styles Of Beyond - Subculture Lyrics)'cause I don't give a kcuf like the "f-word" reversed! On a more petty note, I hate having toilet paper rolls with the paper rolling down at the back rather than the front. Drives me nuts! Lowensda and marcopaulo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 oh yes matthew..someone else who that annoys the shit(pun intended) out of...girlfriends friend does it when she comes round and it's like..that's my throne so fuck off touchin Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) YES!!! Finally jesus, i'm not the only one. Why would they put the toilet roll against the f*cking wall...what inbreds. Seriously, how can you grab a peice or quickly tear a bit off, if itself is clingin to the wall? I'm cliggin', get the f*ck off my wall. This reminds me...people who work in bars (Marco) should be able to tell me... Which way up should this stirer be put into a drink? Answer: The 'paddle' (dipshits) should stick out of the glass and the small 'ball' lies within. The 'paddle' is for your fingers, hence the size...anyone who thinks differently, see that road just outside? Fancy playing "jacks" solo, in the middle of it becausr you my dear friend, may as well have inverted the use of the toaster. Barmen and Women (not specifically Marco (I hear he's a very good barman)) who put it in the wrong way...you, you people seriously make me fume. It's not friggin hard. Jeez louise. Edited July 24, 2012 by tenaciousj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 I'm with you lot on the toilet tissue thing, it's just not natural putting it the other way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 there was me thinking im weird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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