Lowensda Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 I've sent the message to Marco, Matt should get that soon. I'll inform Mike, so he can pass on the confirmation of receipt to Mark too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 oooh, think your sooooooo funny! I live with this incompetence every day! Lowensda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 i read ten's post first and looked on facebook and here and couldn't find anythin...teach me for reading the wrong way round Lowensda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Being in a black hole broadband wise... Telephone salesman: "Good afternoon Mr O, do you realise we can give you calls, broadband and digital television for the special offer price of £3.50 a month?" Me: "No you can't." Salesman: "Certainly we can Mr O, we'll throw in a free router, no set-up fee and a monthly blow-job!" Me: "You can't you know." Salesman: "I assure you we can Mr O....just let me ask you a couple of questions and we'll set it up for you. Can you give me your postcode please." Me: "EX15 4&%" Salesman: **silence** Me: "I did tell you." Salesman "I'm sorry Mr O but you're not currently able to upgrade to our top package, but I can offer you our alternative super-slo service with a 20GB download limit for £35 a month." Me: "Bastard." This is no longer an issue, exchange has been brought into C21. Changing service provider tomorrow....saving a tidy sum per month. Downside (which may come up again in this thread ) is that I'm going to TalkTalk....I'm aware of the dodgy reputation but the price was too good to turn down. In a nutshell....if I disappear tomorrow I'll (probably) not be dead, just deeply frustrated . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 What hacks me off? Degenerates. Individuals who just sit on their doorsteps (or in the gutter) even, (most appropriate) and slur away in their inebriated states and have fuck all to do apart from slouch around outside their little piss and shit tenements and ramble incoherent derogatory remaks at people. Fucking Bums For any problems I may incur from time to time, these scenarios do kind of bring things into a more relieving perspective. Count your blessings people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 I'm sure I've said it before but; stupid people. They irritate me far more than they should but that's the way it is. Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 People that look stupid irritate me too. I know its really harsh but people who just look either morbid, dozy or just plain stupid get on my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 Andrew Lloyd Webber. Matt and patto 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 Andrew Lloyd Webber. His face is fucking scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 His face is fucking scary. Looks like a Harry Enfield character. His music is equally scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Some people are unfuckingbelievable. How people can be so selfish and just expect you to give a flying toss about them. Fuck the saying no harm in asking. Can't wait for tech to catch up so I can throttle worthless egocentric cunts through their computer screens like a jibba-jabba. Apologies for the language; needed to vent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 What grinds my gears? Being on a plane for an hour and then having to turn around and land in Gatwick (after departing from Manchester) and then being delayed another two hours without being allowed to leave the plane. Raaaaaage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 They have to get the Olympics volunteers from somewhere. It's the modern equivalent of the trap door in a alleyway for privateer recruitment. You've been shanghaied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 What grinds my gears? Being on a plane for an hour and then having to turn around and land in Gatwick (after departing from Manchester) and then being delayed another two hours without being allowed to leave the plane. Raaaaaage. We used to skate through Gatwick (polished floors) after sneaking in through the Fire Escapes...this was pre-terrorism on planes...I miss them days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 The complete love-in that seems to be going on today for Ledley King and the fact he has retired, he was a good player and had his fitness been better would probably have been England captain, but guess what, his fitness was crap and he hardly played and some of the superlatives being used by various journo's and radio/tv people are becoming ridiculous, if he had played for us, you wouldn't have had any of this rubbish. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 sugar crashes, especially those that hit you straight away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Joint queues for tobacco kiosk and lottery tickets. Bad enough being stuck behind one moron who wants to throw his money away but when the person in question seems to be running fifteen syndicates and has the special "lottery wallet" I want to kill them. Go flush your money down the toilet instead (that way you won't have to watch brain dead Saturday night TV and could even one day develop a double figure IQ) and stop holding me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 i agree Mike, the amount of times i have gone in somewhere to buy a lighter or a pouch of baccy and have to wait behind 5 people all spending their dole money on scratchcards and lucky dips, you end up standing there for like 20 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 sorry to question you guys, but surely queuing to spend money on the possibility of winning more money is better than queuing to buy something harmful? Thought you didnt smoke anymore Mike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 sorry to question you guys, but surely queuing to spend money on the possibility of winning more money is better than queuing to buy something harmful? Thought you didnt smoke anymore Mike? More possibility of getting struck by lightening as you leave the shop than winning anything worth having.....and I don't, but the wife does sadly . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 More possibility of getting struck by lightening as you leave the shop than winning anything worth having.....and I don't, but the wife does sadly . must be torture.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 must be torture.... Used to it really...we both gave up eleven years ago but she started again after a year...so it's been this way for ten years. The cost of it is what bugs me more than anything . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 sorry to question you guys, but surely queuing to spend money on the possibility of winning more money is better than queuing to buy something harmful? Thought you didnt smoke anymore Mike? yeah i guess, but i don't smoke a huge amount, and i smoke my weed pure so i don't mix baccy with that, so a pouch lasts me a fair while, but like Mike says, the chance of winning something is very small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Used to it really...we both gave up eleven years ago but she started again after a year...so it's been this way for ten years. The cost of it is what bugs me more than anything . especially smoking pre-made cigarettes they cost a fortune for a pack of 20 now, hence why i switched to rolling tobacco a few years back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 i smoke pipe tobacco in roll ups..better flavour..lasts for ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 i smoke pipe tobacco in roll ups..better flavour..lasts for ages thats unusual, pipe tobacco smells a lot as well, i don't smoke loads of rollups tbh, maybe 2 a day, weed is more my thing mainly because cigarettes don't stop the stupid spasms in my arms, whereas with weed, im just too stoned to even notice them lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 doesn't smell so bad..i dry it out and cut it more fine than you buy it..tastes really nice..don't inhale as much as you aren't meant to so not as bad for ya..and a 50g bag is 6 quid and lasts me fuckin ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) doesn't smell so bad..i dry it out and cut it more fine than you buy it..tastes really nice..don't inhale as much as you aren't meant to so not as bad for ya..and a 50g bag is 6 quid and lasts me fuckin ages what brand do you buy, id get a months worth out of a 50g pouch, i might give it a go Edited July 19, 2012 by theprisoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 bayside tobacco...it's about 8 quid actually not 6 that was the baccy i used to get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 what brand do you buy, id get a months worth out of a 50g pouch, i might give it a go i'd imagine that would get dry over that amount of time, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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