Avinalaff Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Matching your clothes with your wife's when you already have your outfit sorted, grrr. I have my outfit sorted for a Xmas do tonight, only to just be told that it won't match my wife's outfit and I have to find something that matches. Anyone else get this dilemma, it does my head in every time... Both of you go naked. That will shut her up for the rest of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 if its not been said before, most Liverpool fans (not all, there are some reasonable ones). Deluded and bitter, especially when things arent going their way. Plus, Dalgliesh is a tool. What little respect I did have for him dissipated with this Suarez fiasco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Overly boiled veg. How are there still people in the world who still think it necessary to boil sprouts, peas, carrots and whatever else for an hour and a half? And why is one of them my daughter? I exaggerate but you get the drift; I like my veg cooked by being held close to a luke-warm saucepan for fifteen seconds . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Overly boiled veg. How are there still people in the world who still think it necessary to boil sprouts, peas, carrots and whatever else for an hour and a half? And why is one of them my daughter? I exaggerate but you get the drift; I like my veg cooked by being held close to a luke-warm saucepan for fifteen seconds . if the sprouts are scored at the bottom, then they don't need long, more of a simmering process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Why at Christmas folk think theyre required to make honey roast vegetables and then complain when you dont eat them!! Youve left your Veg, why?? It tastes like shit thats why!! Do you know the effort i put in to make them?? The 2 hours i was ignored for was bliss tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogsy Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Those bloody Halifax adverts with all the singing in them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Bin men. Is it too much too ask, that on the odd occasion (such as 7:30am on a 'first day back' after Christmas morning) that they walk 15ft up a path, and take the damn bin? The fact that they weren't due until tomorrow, and normally come late morning, following 2 Bank Holidays isn't enough, but they must see that our bins are already overflowing with 'Christmas fallout'. Is it not enough that the lazy good for nothing bastards have bins brought to the street for them, by us, regardless of whether we are young or old, and those bins have wheels, and handles, and wagons hydraulic lifts, compared to the back breaking job of yesteryear. Is it not enough that the 'slightest' thing in the bin that shouldn't be, means the bins get left untaken? They wonder why nobody likes them. Jobsworth assholes. I feel so much better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 People who don't like being called mate but go around calling everyone mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 on a side point to that bein called lad gets right on my tits!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 on a side point to that bein called lad gets right on my tits!! Or lid, lar, or chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 anyone who says chief can fuck right off..as a point to the binmen thing..some of them wankers round our way wouldn't take our bin cos it was too heavy(bless)..after a 5 minute argument i said fuck off and put the thing in myself...told him shove his head up his ring and he should expect a call from the boss..wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Kids in retail outlets who think they are the epitome of correctness and efficiency when I was doing all that before they were an itch in their fathers pants, and store supervisors who take ten minutes to answer trivial call outs or just stand around in pairs or threes in their designated areas and just glance around randomly Push off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Kids in retail outlets who think they are the epitome of correctness and efficiency when I was doing all that before they were an itch in their fathers pants, and store supervisors who take ten minutes to answer trivial call outs or just stand around in pairs or threes in their designated areas and just glance around randomly Push off people who serve phonecalls before me, the dumbass who thought coming to the store should get priority.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 bastardin roadworks..m62 is a nightmare at the moment...seen more work in a fuckin sicknote goin on too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 people who serve phonecalls before me, the dumbass who thought coming to the store should get priority.... I was actually trained that the guy in front of you is always the most important customer. The next training course I was told that you have made the effort to come to the branch so you wont leave, the guy on the phone can just ring someone else, so pick up the phone. All from the same company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 anyone who says chief can fuck right off..as a point to the binmen thing..some of them wankers round our way wouldn't take our bin cos it was too heavy(bless)..after a 5 minute argument i said fuck off and put the thing in myself...told him shove his head up his ring and he should expect a call from the boss..wankers Hey Marco nice to see youre ok and bang in form haha. Ive got to be honest and say ive got a terrible habit of calling people Dude?? Dont know where i got it from but i suppose its better than mate or pal and i agree anyone calling someone Chief should be walked outside and shot!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 i call people dude and man quite often...i tend to call people mate that i know..on here every now an then too..and yeah im good cheers chief just fuckin hate lazy bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Glass backs - felt mine shatter a little this morning in the gym. Now on strong painkillers the day before excessive drinking and partying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 a lad who works for me calls everyone chief. when i first started i thought he was calling me chief because im his boss, i liked it. then i found out he calls everyone chief, i was gutted! now i hate it! (red indian chief?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Glass backs - felt mine shatter a little this morning in the gym. Now on strong painkillers the day before excessive drinking and partying. I have 20 years (and 4 operations) experience of bad backs lol. The slightest thing can put it out. Throughout my teens, I trained hard in Judo, Jujitsu, and Atemi Jitsu and survived. Football, running, occasional weight training, survived. Go on holiday though, with a bargain basement Badminton set, and one stretch to hit the shuttlecock and my world fell apart. Now I have to take Morphine everyday and occasional injections to keep the back pain in check. Get it scanned asap, or end up like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 New Years Eve 'blown out of all proportion' event I was thinking about this recently suffering a hangover from the previous nights excesses and is it really worth the bother, End of Year, that's all it is, seen enough of those in my lifetime, and right on the tail end of Xmas too, getting over any heartburn or indulging and lo and behold we're expected to go out and behave mental for one night just because next day the year will have a different number I don't think i'll get involved this time, getting to old for it, it's a load of fucking chicken litter at the end of the day, OK for kids and paraffins getting drunk on cheap liquor but I don't really need all that, probably be in bed by 1130 and just put on a movie with earplugs and just forget about it all, that would be better maybe Then again, I may be out (literally) tomorrow night and just make the best of it, here comes the countdown, 5,4,3,2,1,, DING DONG There's always some idiots about too looking for trouble so I really need to consider plans for tomorrow before it's too late Even so I'll be real glad when it's over, life can get back to normal, if such a thing exists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 hate the countdown when in a pub...get wankers jumpin all over ya and random women kissin ya shoutin happy new year..fuck the fuck off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 hate the countdown when in a pub...get wankers jumpin all over ya and random women kissin ya shoutin happy new year..fuck the fuck off!! Agree with that completely....other than random women kissing me. Can cope with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Remember years back we played Wimbledon New Years Day, about 1996 I think and foolishly went out the night before, intent on one drink, needless to say it was more than one in the end and was in no fit state to travel to London the next day, went that night in an Everton hat, and got to the bar and was asked for ID despite being over legal age, can't remember much else what happened so it must have been a good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogsy Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Now I have to take Morphine everyday and occasional injections to keep the back pain in check. Get it scanned asap, or end up like me. Morphine!!! That explains why your always positive in your posts! Your off your face on painkillers!!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Drunken strangers who want to shake your hand. If I want to place my hand inside some sweaty unhygienic germ filled nose picking masturbating ass wiping utensil I'll cut it off first. Thanks all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Morphine!!! That explains why your always positive in your posts! Your off your face on painkillers!!! I wish lol. Unfortunately I'm kind of used to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Drunken strangers who want to shake your hand. If I want to place my hand inside some sweaty unhygienic germ filled nose picking masturbating ass wiping utensil I'll cut it off first. Thanks all the same. oh god totally agree with this...pisses me off..absolute todge wipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 I have 20 years (and 4 operations) experience of bad backs lol. The slightest thing can put it out. Throughout my teens, I trained hard in Judo, Jujitsu, and Atemi Jitsu and survived. Football, running, occasional weight training, survived. Go on holiday though, with a bargain basement Badminton set, and one stretch to hit the shuttlecock and my world fell apart. Now I have to take Morphine everyday and occasional injections to keep the back pain in check. Get it scanned asap, or end up like me. Wow, sounds like a bad back you've got there. Hopefully it doesn't get to the point I need morphine, but I do have a scan in a couple of weeks. I did mine weightlifting (deadlifts) about 2 years ago, but recently it seems to go with the slightest thing, like picking up my sons toys off the floor. Weird thing is I can run all day long on it, just not sit down comfortably. On a thread related note, postman gave me a parcel this afternoon and said "there ya go chief" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 commentators rimming of anything liverpool fc...apparently no one better in the premier league to get on the end of a cross...on what fuckin evidence do they base that on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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