MikeO Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 People who don't know how to indicate on roundabouts....which I reckon includes the entire population of Devon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 People who don't know how to indicate on roundabouts....which I reckon includes the entire population of Devon. Yes!!!!!!!!! That drives me insane. Incompetent arseholes. I've never been to Devon though, so I couldn't account for them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 tripe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 when you really fancy a bacon butty but can not be arsed going into the kitchen where its cold and the living room is warm infront of the fire. needing to go to the petrol station on the way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Being a goal up against Man United with 3 minutes left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) When you log onto something and it says this "Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!! Edited November 18, 2011 by tenaciousj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 It depends on who you're trying to login as Ten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codders78 Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 What doesnt grind my gears is putting on an old pair of work trousers and finding a tenner in the pocket ker-ching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Confident Liverpool team. Nothing worse than facing them with tails up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 people not giving a handover before they go on vacation and leaving you neck deep in shit you dont understand but have suddenly become responsible for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 having four days off then being asked about something from when i wasnt here after being in the office an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 People who can't say the word collapse, newsreaders/reporters are the biggest offenders but I've just heard the Housing minister doing a statement in the commons and he also used the "new" pronunciation....claps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 When people says aks instead of ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 When people says aks instead of ask. That annoys the shit out of me too...but having a quick look to find out where it comes from found this interesting explanation... http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070828035845AA7srv3 .....don't know if that's fact but it sounds plausible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 1300 Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Sorry I know a few of you are quite possibly Scousers and I know he is arguably Liverpool's greatest son but Paul McCartneys simply having a wonderful christmas time really fucks me off Is this the same guy that gave us Eleanor Rigby? By the way does any one who the Fab four supported Liverpool or Everton or even Tranmere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 By the way does any one who the Fab four supported Liverpool or Everton or even Tranmere http://www.evertonbanter.co.uk/2008/07/sir-paul-mccartneys-everton-se.html (Agree with your views on the song though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Bit more here... http://www.runofplay.com/2010/12/08/football-and-the-beatles-the-easily-uncovered-truth/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 That annoys the shit out of me too...but having a quick look to find out where it comes from found this interesting explanation... http://uk.answers.ya...28035845AA7srv3 .....don't know if that's fact but it sounds plausible. Even if that were true you would think it would have stopped by now. It gets right under my skin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 people who say "bokkle" instead of "bottle" or "likkle" instead of "little" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Beer bottles reducing in size. They were always a standard 330ml but now they're 250, 275, 284, 285 or 300. Got a couple of boxes of Kronenbourg (275ml) from Sainsbury's; forty bottles for £20....sounds like a bargain but a couple of sups and the damn things are empty . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Not shaking quite enough times, and wearing faded jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 people who say "bokkle" instead of "bottle" or "likkle" instead of "little" fecking Mancs!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 When your driving straight on at traffic lights and the weapon in the car next to your decides that his hatchback is now infact an artic lorry and cuts onto your side to turn a corner!! Also when people just pull straight across you on the Mway no indicator and at a distance of around 4ft Tw@ts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regulator Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Girl's Facebook updates "OMG Luvvs my new man sooooo much" "Having the bestest time with my gawjus bloke" "CAN'T BELIEVE IT! GOES TO SHOW GUYS ARE JUST SELFISH PRICKS!!!" "Out with the gurrls tonight" "Didn't think I'd say this,,,,,but!!! My new man is the bestest, luvvvs him soooooooooo much" People coughing on public transport without covering their mouth The famous american joke "if it wasn't for us you'd be speaking german by now" Thick people that say whatever's on their mind no matter how inane The state of modern "rap" George Lucas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 people who dont understand swimming pool etiquette, when there is clearly four lanes a fifth person can not just sort fo squeeze in the middle! its awkward enough that we are all half naked, do not add the possiblity of contact into the situation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Swimmers who refuse to budge up in swimming pools or refuse to let me swim beetween a beautiful woman's legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 People who call Jack Wilshire Jack WilTshire. FFS, there is no T in his name you stupid bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 people who dont understand swimming pool etiquette, when there is clearly four lanes a fifth person can not just sort fo squeeze in the middle! its awkward enough that we are all half naked, do not add the possiblity of contact into the situation! Wife would agree with you on that . She comes out of the pool seething some mornings....surprised she's not hit anyone . It's a six lane pool divided into three sections two lanes wide so people can do "laps" clockwise. There's slow, medium and fast sections and what I find funniest is the macho budgie smuggler wearing blokes who insist on going into the fast section even though they swim like a stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) People who decide to stop at the top (or bottom) of an escalator before deciding which direction they want to head in. Edited November 23, 2011 by BlueSky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 When you go for a run and all of a sudden desperately need a shit but you're still fucking miles from home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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