marcopaulo Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 i have no idea what a potato ricer is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 On a related note.. I'm considering buying a Potato ricer for mash potatoes, is that lazy? Nah....I'd have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 just mash um you lazy bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 just mash um you lazy bastards And in one sentence Marco shows why he doesnt have a job in advertising! Fantastic advice Mate haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 i'm too honest to work in that shithouse of an industry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) Marco mate with your choice of words you'd be perfect for that industry, infact i see a partner for you in the shape of Gordon Ramsey! Now id pay a fortune to hear that business meeting haha! (im a dopey twat you mean advertising dont you not cookery hehe) Edited June 24, 2011 by smeghead1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 couldnt work wi that wanker..id end up shovin a fryin pan up his ring piece in a matter of minutes..then we'd see some swearin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 couldnt work wi that wanker..id end up shovin a fryin pan up his ring piece in a matter of minutes..then we'd see some swearin Hahahaha seriously mate you have to enter his next Master Chef type show! You would become a national hero in 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 i'm a good cook an all! ;-) i was gonna try and get on big brother for the laugh but couldn't be arsed tryin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 i'm a good cook an all! ;-) i was gonna try and get on big brother for the laugh but couldn't be arsed tryin Wow we could have had a big brother winner in our midst! You missed a trick there mate, you also missed £100,000 in the bank and an affair with Ryan Giggs hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 he's too hairy for me..and no chance i'd have won..i'd have walked in said all the pricks on one side all the cunts on the other and told them all to fuck the fuck off..then got voted out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 he's too hairy for me..and no chance i'd have won..i'd have walked in said all the pricks on one side all the cunts on the other and told them all to fuck the fuck off..then got voted out Thats the whole point you'd piss the other contestants off, but boy would the public love it!! Now back to sticking a pan up Gordon Ramseys arse......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 i thought the people inside voted ya out? ahh i dunno..i'd end up killin the wankers though as for gordon ramsey..anyone who has to swear to be entertainin is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 i thought the people inside voted ya out? ahh i dunno..i'd end up killin the wankers though as for gordon ramsey..anyone who has to swear to be entertainin is a cunt Killing thems good but not quite as good as your last quote mate hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 i thought the people inside voted ya out? ahh i dunno..i'd end up killin the wankers though They put you up for eviction but the public vote on if you leave or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 ahhh..still im not a people person(i know hard to believe ) so i wouldn't have lasted long anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 cunts who ask for thumbs up on youtube comments really piss me off! absolute wanky dog dick nobnecks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 I really really hate farting after a shower and finding it wasn't a fart after all. hahahahhahaha ahhh man...just re-reading this thread and missed this first time round..fuck me i died laughin :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Being linked with Jay Boothroyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Being linked with Jay Boothroyd I second this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 I second this. I third it, but would say that being linked with SWP is worse tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 holidays coming to an end too quickly and going back to work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 holidays coming to an end too quickly and going back to work.... Knowing that no matter what days of the week your off it'l piss down and blow a gale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 (edited) FIFA11. It just makes me so angry! edit: that said, i scored my 1st free kick yesterday and it was a stunner too, got me through to the next round of the competition, beat Inter 1-0 Edited July 28, 2011 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Can't stand 11. what a failure of a game, when you consider the strides '10 made! Well done on the free kick btw! I scored my first with Arteta (apt aye?) and that was a on a six-pence, topper top top corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Can't stand 11. what a failure of a game, when you consider the strides '10 made! Well done on the free kick btw! I scored my first with Arteta (apt aye?) and that was a on a six-pence, topper top top corner Same deal except I have Neymar Cant find 10 in the shops any more, might order it off Amazon and sell this hunk of crap. Its damn near impossible to play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Same deal except I have Neymar Cant find 10 in the shops any more, might order it off Amazon and sell this hunk of crap. Its damn near impossible to play! Dude, i'd just wait for 12 now, see how that fares. I'll give you a full run-down, don't you worry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 free kicks are a piece of piss..far too easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Car MOT's. Now that really pisses me right off. I am forking out more money than the bloody car is worth fer kerist sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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