Romey 1878 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 women It's when they say one thing but mean another that grinds my gears. On Saturday I was asked to leave her alone, so I went out and watched our FA Cup game against Chelsea, did a little bit of celebrating afterwards and then went home. She was off with me and then told me (i.e. had a go at me) she hadn't wanted me to leave her alone and that it showed I didn't care . But she used to moan at me for not leaving her alone when she asked me to, and used to say "I wouldn't ask you to leave me alone if it wasn't what I wanted". Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Aye, very strange creatures, cant live with them, cant live without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Aye, very strange creatures, cant live with them, cant live without them. i feel strongly that they should come with instructions tattooed to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 i feel strongly that they should come with instructions tattooed to them Like this. ? Click to Enlarge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Like this. ? Click to Enlarge yeah something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Ye gods I wish I had gone blind before I enlarged that to see it. On second thoughts no I don't If I was blind I would have to read the "instructions" by touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 It's when they say one thing but mean another that grinds my gears. On Saturday I was asked to leave her alone, so I went out and watched our FA Cup game against Chelsea, did a little bit of celebrating afterwards and then went home. She was off with me and then told me (i.e. had a go at me) she hadn't wanted me to leave her alone and that it showed I didn't care . But she used to moan at me for not leaving her alone when she asked me to, and used to say "I wouldn't ask you to leave me alone if it wasn't what I wanted". Fuck. oh aye yeah..they speak in fuckin riddles man..i've give up givin a fuck what they say and just do what i want (maybe that's why i'm gettin bollocked all the time? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 AirMiles...I bought Josh's Wii on ebay through airmiles which means I got 15 miles added to my account. The next day they took out 16 miles . So I queried it....got an email back asking for "proof of purchase" but surely their system logging it is proof. And even if there was a problem with the transaction (which there wasn't) they've still stolen a mile from me . It's not the end of the world in the grand scheme of things as I've got the best part of 20,000 but it's the principle . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Gadaffi's speech . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Gadaffi's speech . Truly barking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Truly barking. The man is in a league of his own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 AirMiles...I bought Josh's Wii on ebay through airmiles which means I got 15 miles added to my account. The next day they took out 16 miles . So I queried it....got an email back asking for "proof of purchase" but surely their system logging it is proof. And even if there was a problem with the transaction (which there wasn't) they've still stolen a mile from me . It's not the end of the world in the grand scheme of things as I've got the best part of 20,000 but it's the principle . ive got loads of them but i can only use them on certain (more specifically, useless or inconvenient) dates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 ive got loads of them but i can only use them on certain (more specifically, useless or inconvenient) dates. We're 600 miles away from two returns to anywhere and you can book at any time (though it needs to be a fair way in advance). Unsure what we're going to do with them yet...India is favourite, lengthy trip including a train journey or two, but it's a few years off yet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 "Thank you for your recent email. The proof of purchase is generally a required piece of information we need to authorise the miles to be awarded, however I have manually awarded the 16 miles for you today." Should bloody well think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Something that REALLY grinds my gears.....the Jobcentre!!! i find myself unemployed after nearly 8 years of paying into the system, and unfortunatly due to me having to walk from my last job, i have been told i can't sign on for 4-6 months!!! so how do i live betweeen now and then?? answers on a postcard please you Tory Tw*ts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Seems ridiculous.....if you "had to" walk do you not have a case for constructive dismissal ? Can you not get Income Support? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 All the talk about possible redundancies at our place is getting to me a bit just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Seems ridiculous.....if you "had to" walk do you not have a case for constructive dismissal ? Can you not get Income Support? i had to leave because of the costs that were involved with the traveling, i was traveling about quite abit within the job, and not getting much back in the way of expences and that, so after a few choice words with the management i walked out, but the benefits systems is just screwed, they tell you to apply for it, even though you are going to have to wait 4-6 months because i voluntary left the job!! ive done shift work for nearly 8 years solid now and paid my taxes etc etc, and this is the result....NOT HAPPY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluestt Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Gadaffi's speech . That speech is the very definition of deluded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 i feel strongly that they should come with instructions tattooed to them here are some instructions:NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) Kia Joorabchian above all other agents. Edited February 25, 2011 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Kia Joorabchian above all other agents. Even Rooneys agent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Even Rooneys agent? i hate him more than damp socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 mark clattenburg!! wayne rooney!! and that phelan wank biscuit who said the ref let the game flow instead of sayin rooney is a fuckin cowardly cunt for doin what he did!! what a twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Wank biscuit? I like that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 AND!!! But Ferguson said: "There's nothing in it... [but] as it is Wayne the press will raise a campaign to get him hung or electrocuted, something like that FUCK OFF RUDOLPH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Is he fucking serious? If it had been against United he'd be going off his rocking chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 the guy is a dick..complete and utter clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Phelan... "We can't dispute a referee's decision...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 hangovers. and feeling like crap after a cigar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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