rubecula Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Irish Password Protection! During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank of Ireland it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When Paddy was asked why he had such a long password he replied ''Bejazus! Are yez feckin' stupid? Oi was told me password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital'' Don't ever think you can outwit the Irish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three t'ings for what we call a...Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel." Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?" The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see..... ........", you hit her with the shovel.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 ever tried confusing an Irishman by holding up 2 spades and telling him to take his pick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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