Asda Conversation. Do You Have A Dog ?

[Guest efctaxi]

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Pedigree biscuits , for my dog in Asda .

 

I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

 

huh ?

 

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time .

 

On the bright side though , I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Pedigree biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

 

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me.

 

I told her no ; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my ass and a car hit me . :lmaosmiley:

Edited May 4, 2009 by efctaxi

[Louis]

Do people actually feel safe when you're driving them around!?

[Guest efctaxi]

Do people actually feel safe when you're driving them around!?

 

They're mostly ' round the bend ' journeys

[marcopaulo]

hahahaha that made me grin

[rubecula]

Taxi I wish you would stop doing that.

 

I got stains on my front mudguard.

 

 

 

 

 

(Still grinning here.)