adamsmith69 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 How do you fit a million Picachu's on a bus?? You Poke 'em' on How much do southerners pay for shampoo? A paan ten Why did the mars bar go to school? Because he wanted to be a smartie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 What did you get if you cross a... ^that's the short of a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Aaron Lennon ^^thats another short joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 What do you get if you cross a ........................... sheep with a kangeroo. My grandson brought that home from school. A woolley Jumper. What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a mouse. ? Fookin big holes in the skirting boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 What do you get if you cross a ........................... sheep with a kangeroo.My grandson brought that home from school. A woolley Jumper. What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a mouse. ? Fookin big holes in the skirting boards. I'm actually embarrased to say that your grandson has made me laugh Licker, Wooly Jumper..excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I'm actually embarrased to say that your grandson has made me laugh Licker, Wooly Jumper..excellent Don't be embarrassed dark, Licker's grandson is actually the headmaster and he's forty-six :graduated: . (Sorry if I'm overdoing the "age" jokes today Bill....just seem to be getting so many open goals ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troy8 Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 ok heres one that might have been said a long time ago but ill say it again. basically it can be used as a payout to any team who loses a cup competition: What do *insert team name* fans do after they see *team name* win the *cup competition*? They turn off the playstation. Example: What do Italy fans do after they see Italy win Euro 2008? They turn off the playstation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko 1990 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 A spurs fan is caught by police trying to climb the gates at White heart Lane........... and told to return to his seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 ok heres one that might have been said a long time ago but ill say it again. basically it can be used as a payout to any team who loses a cup competition: What do *insert team name* fans do after they see *team name* win the *cup competition*? They turn off the playstation. Example: What do Italy fans do after they see Italy win Euro 2008? They turn off the playstation. That joke works best for England fans. That who the joke was originally made about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsmith69 Posted October 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 What do you call a monkey playing with dynamite? A baBOOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFCfanatic Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 A bit of advice: if you've got an Islamic dog... Muzzle-him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFCfanatic Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Me gf dozed off during a card game at the casino the other night. I went to see the manager and I said "my girlfriend as fallen asleep in the middle of one of your card games" he said "poker" i said "good idea!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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