Mac Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 Ever wondered why we have two nostrils instead of one giant one, it would make sneezing more fun. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Fook me, its 5:20 am, cant sleep Went the match today and got drunk, went to sleep at half 9 and been up since half two bugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted December 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 I havnt been asleep since 9am Boxing Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted December 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Oh can you believe the chuckle brothers are still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 A few years ago they were in Panto up here, saw one of them in the street, floored the car but still missed the f*cker, I tried to do my bit. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted December 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 You tried your best Mac, he wouldnt be top of the list for me but it would be a start. I would expect a lot better however if it was Cliff prancing down the street....you would have to go back and try again if you missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 If it was Cliff Ian, I would mount the bloody pavement in order to ensure I got the bugger. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted December 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Craccer, you've been a machine on this today...slow day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 The Wirral posse have no drive-by's planned today Ian. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Craccer isnt from the Wirral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 I know Mark, but I thought it sounded better than the Huyton Posse. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 (edited) Craccer, you've been a machine on this today...slow day? well i've got work to do... and i don't liek doign work... the result being me on toffeetalk trying to distract myself away from it may the machine keep going why would it sound better than the huyton posse.... we have a few gangs round these ways, would have sounded and fitted better, ratehr than taint the wirrals reputation, after all it did provide us with mark ... yup Edited December 28, 2006 by CraccerC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 I apologise Craccer, it was an innocent remark, in fact f*ck it, I resign. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Its strange the way people say 'I turned round and said...' Why have you got to turn around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Its strange the way people say 'I turned round and said...' Why have you got to turn around? It's a fucking stupid modern verbal abberation that winds we up big time. If someone turn around to me and said, "I turned around and said to her..." I'd turn around and punch them! Another one (soaps are particularly bad at this) is beginning the answer to every question with "yes." As in... "How are you?" "Yes. I'm fine thanks." ..or.. "What did you have for lunch?" "Yes. Chicken fucking vindaloo!" Stupid lazy meaningless drivel that makes me want to hurl a heavy object at the TV... ..another pill please matron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 I cant say I've ever really noticed that Mike, I'll look out for it now though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 dont like soaps so i cant really comment btw nice avatar mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Is it not rude to have your back turned when someone is talking to you? So then we could play it as..." Well Im AN Ignorant cnut & didnt give a toss what arl mate was saying, so I turned around & said etc etc... Well within your rights to land a sharp jab to the nose Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Sorry M, what was that I had my back turned. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Arghhhh but Alas, back turned when in the Bent over possie it is always acceptable to mount a groan or muttering.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 I missed that too, I was talking to someone else. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Quicker than Sand ya Cnut. Worthy adversory.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 i hate it when peopel put 'yeh' at the end of every sentence, or'init' or 'ya get me' annoyin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 What about AJ and 'like', I'll admit im guilty of it sometimes but he takes it to a whole new level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 i hate it when people say 'you know what i mean' when it isnt nescersary. i know some people who say it all the time and it annoys me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 i hate it when people say 'you know what i mean' when it isnt nescersary. i know some people who say it all the time and it annoys me Im guilty of that all the time you know what I mean??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 I hate people who when talking to me, never stop staring into my eyes.. I think *argh, where do I look?*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Im guilty of that all the time you know what I mean??? Predictable .......... Louis, you might have beautiful eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Lol seriously though I do it all the time And Louis you want to try talking to someone and they cant take their eyes off your chest now thats annoying!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Claire said..... "" And you want to try talking to someone and they cant take their eyes off your chest now thats annoying!!!! "" ..... Yeah, i know what you mean, Girls are always looking at my chest when i talk to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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