Churinga2 Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 you should see the one i scored a fortnight ago, i'd had an awful game as well but a cross game in winger was shaping to volley and i flew through the air and with a spectacular scissor kick the ball whistled past the keeper, brushed the bar on its way into the top corner, was about 12 yards out. i nutmegged our keeper once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 I am the keeper! One on one, ball trickled past me as I went out, their player was on the floor I was on the floor- I turn around to see the ball slowly rolling towards the goal, just then our defender gets to it, kicks it to clear it; BAM! Right in my face and in! Nightmare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Flying Ryanair makes Easyjet feel like Cathay Pacific first class. Unbelievable <_< . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Flying Ryanair makes Easyjet feel like Cathay Pacific first class. Unbelievable <_< . Ah yes, but they're cheap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Ah yes, but they're cheap! If they offered me free flights I'd see if I could get the same for £50 from easyjet, and if I couldn't I'd stay at home. Not true exactly....I'd use them if I was flying by myself but taking kids or anyone slightly older/infirm/impatient forget it. You need physical fitness and the patience and tolerance of a saint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 commentator absolutely looses it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmyTlP0bpOE . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Talking to my lad about STD's just now....important conversation I think at his age . Wanted some info on the infamous "umbrella scrape" urban myth so googled "scrape STD" and the first result was this....honest...try it. Quality . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 (edited) What about Blue Waffle Mike? Google it (If you've just eaten/about to eat, don't) Lololol just checked your link ^^ Edited April 2, 2010 by Kohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 What about Blue Waffle Mike? That's not nice :sick01: :sick02: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Talking to my lad about STD's just now....important conversation I think at his age . How did that conversation go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 How did that conversation go? Not a problem....you'll be there one day Mark . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Not a problem....you'll be there one day Mark . Dreading it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 (edited) Talking to my lad about STD's just now....important conversation I think at his age . Wanted some info on the infamous "umbrella scrape" urban myth so googled "scrape STD" and the first result was this....honest...try it. Quality . Scrape barely exists anymore, and if they do use it, its for more severe cases of bacterial/viral infections. Pee'n in a pot is all you need to do now, so its not bad, and usually (dependant on STD/STI) its a couple of tablets and "'Bang' and the dirt is gone!" Oh and that link was hilarious, well found haha What about Blue Waffle Mike? Google it (If you've just eaten/about to eat, don't) Lololol just checked your link ^^ Why did you tell him that!? Its arguabley one of the most horrific things, you could ever lay your eyes on! No man should EVER be brought to the BlueWaffle sight...blur! Oh but if you want some horrific videos, i can point you in the right (wrong) direction if you want? lol. Just don't blame me, if i warn you!! Edited April 3, 2010 by tenaciousj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Oh but if you want some horrific videos, i can point you in the right (wrong) direction if you want? lol. Just don't blame me, if i warn you!! Pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 I echo tenacious' point. I have a few fantastic links. A great way to get back on someone is to get a particularly horrific image, set it as their wallpaper and plug out their mouse and keyboard. Takes them a good 20 seconds to realise that they have to turn off the monitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Got a parking ticket today....can't remember the last time I got so angry . Got fairly good grounds for appeal but it's a private company so I'm not hopeful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Just saw this lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 was browsing the blueroom (im bored...) and came across this: http://www.evertonfc.com/forum/showthread.php?584-Why-do-you-support-Everton Milky doesnt arf get some stick, even there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is what happens if you make the mistake of celebrating a goal with fans from the other team . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is what happens if you make the mistake of celebrating a goal with fans from the other team . That's quality...even my wife, who normally tells me to "bugger off" because "I'm not interested in football" when I try to show her a funny clip, is in hysterics here . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 What a muppet. Brilliant though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Mastercard competition to win a VIP trip to the Champions League final. Prize consists of... Tickets to the UEFA Champions League Final 2010 courtesy of MasterCard Exclusive meet and greet with Pierluigi Collina Access to a team training session 3 nights, 4* hotel accommodation Return economy flights from London to Madrid Local transportation A £500 Prepaid MasterCard May have a bit of a problem with the second of those . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Look on the bright side, if you won it you could call him a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 My lad's class have gone to see Romeo & Juliet at the Bristol Old Vic tonight. Looked at the cast out of interest, Romeo is played by Michael Byrne (66) and Juliet by Siân Phillips (76 ). I know Shakespeare is often performed out of context and I'm all for pushing the boundaries but that's just a bit odd isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Mastercard competition to win a VIP trip to the Champions League final. Prize consists of... Tickets to the UEFA Champions League Final 2010 courtesy of MasterCard Exclusive meet and greet with Pierluigi Collina Access to a team training session 3 nights, 4* hotel accommodation Return economy flights from London to Madrid Local transportation A £500 Prepaid MasterCard May have a bit of a problem with the second of those . My Liverpool supporting dad has a picture of himself with Pierluigi in our living room. THAT'S what I have to deal with, folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 figured this doesn't need a new topic , hoping for enough replies this way : apart from myp2p.eu what are some other sites you guys find streams on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 apart from myp2p.eu what are some other sites you guys find streams on ? That's the only one I know of I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Same.... and I can't say it's ever let me down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 My Liverpool supporting dad has a picture of himself with Pierluigi in our living room. THAT'S what I have to deal with, folks! When I was about 10 we played indoor cricket at school in the hall - I was batting and hit it plum to the opposite end of the room for 6 - it went straight into the picture of the queen, smash/glass everywhere, I never actually saw that picture again... anyway I suggest you play some indoor cricket!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 anyway I suggest you play some indoor cricket!!! They don't do cricket in Ireland '82 but it sounds a decent idea. How about a bit of this in the front room Ian...plenty of scope for accidental destruction . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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