You don't half push the wrong buttons with me Matt.
The forum rules were written 9 years ago by a lad who hasn't been around for 4, so maybe it's time they were looked at, and updated, rather than pointed to?
You might find that they ask for folk not to swear too, but that doesn't apply to you, because you have a star and are therefore above them. They ask for no sectarian or religious abuse, yet that doesn't stop folk taking the piss out of the Pope.
In other words, don't create a rod for your own back mate, as once you start becoming the 'Rules police' you need to follow them yourself, and you don't, as most of us don't, as they are guidelines, which expect an element of common sense.
I was having a laugh with Carlos and Dunc, so feel free to sit down and think of some more rules you'd like us all to follow if it makes your day complete.