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Paul, I predict a thrashing for Spurs today, with Everton scoring in the first few minutes, and then going on to set records of destruction at WHL. I can almost sense double figures.

Our full team would have that lot for breakfast.

Ha ha, great minds think alike.

Oh dear - the match thread is turning into a 'how pretty was your boyhood footballing idol' thread. Do we have the line ups yet Mike?

Blah blah fuckety blah blah

Sarcasm doesn't suit you.

Everton last won at Arsenals grounds in 95-96 under Joe Royle. http://www.evertonresults.com/arsenal.htm Everton last won at WHL in 2008-09 http://www.evertonresults.com/tottenham.htm Everton last won at Stamford Bridge in 94-95 under Royle http://www.evertonresults.com/chelsea.htm Everton last won at Anfield in 99-00 under Smith http://www.evertonresults.com/liverpool.htm Everton last beat QPR at home in the Prem in 95-96 under Royle. http://www.evertonresults.com/qpr.htm On the bright side ...................................................... Everton last lost to Sunderland in 01-02 under Smith. http://www.evertonresults.com/sunderland.htm Everton last lost to West ham at Goodison Park in 2005-06 http://www.evertonresults.com/westham.htm Everton last lost to Fulham at Goodison park in 74-75 under Bingham http://www.evertonresults.com/fulham.htm

Chelsea play - Sunderland (h) - Spurs(h) - Fulham (a) - Liverpool (a) - Swansea (h) - Man Utd (a) - A Villa (a) - Everton(h) Liverpool play - W Ham (h) - Reading (a) - Chelsea (h) - Everton(h) - Newcastle(a) - Fulham(a) - QPR (h) Arsenal play - Norwich(h) - Everton(h) - Fulham(a) - United(h) - QPR (a) - Wigan(h) - Newcastle(a) Spurs play - Everton(h) - City(h) - Wigan(a) - Southampton(h) - Stoke(a) - Sunderland(h) - Chelsea(a) Everton play - Spurs(a) - Chelsea(a) - QPR(h) - Arsenal(a) - Sunderland(a) - Fulham(h) - Liverpool(a) - W Ham(h) My prediction using the Prem table had us finishing in 7th, with the final places being UTD - CITY - ARSENAL - CHELSEA - LIVERPOOL - SPURS - EVERTON Luckily my predictions are never right ha ha.

Dalziel, ......... NO !

Will you lot stop putting bids in for our captain. Neville is fit, and available for the rest of the season, so obviously worth more than Bale, so a swap isn't really to our advantage.

So .... er .... do you have a link ?

Watch what you tweet or I'll dove you up.

Yeah, Bale is a liability - get shut asap.

Go for it. It will give DK something to protest against ha ha.

That doesn't sound too positive Patto. I take it we won't be seeing him in the first team any time soon then ?

Don't confuse them. It is one of the existing seeds planted en route to Zoo's world thread creating dominance. It was left to grow for too long, and now the forum is full of the little buggers ha ha.

I think it was all a PR stunt myself. Thank heavens Kenwright is still here.

Tough to beat ? You make us sound like a leather drum lol.

The way they are running, followed by the lad doing gymnastics and girl with flag, it's a bit like a comedy sketch of Dr Evils world domination preparation. You expect somebody to say "Is this all that turned up"?

The USA will assassinate his ass come Monday morning.

I think Moyes will stay. He'll go on to be the longest serving manager in the Prem, and get an Everton tattoo.

Hi mate. Take offence all you want Paul. I believe it to be true, and you were totally outplayed in the last match, despite nicking a goal. I believe in my team, and when our players click, they are as good as any team (and better than Spurs). When 2 boxers are interviewed, you don't hear one saying he is going to get knocked out by the other guy. Positive thinking is what keeps us in the fight.

I love a good laugh, and that gave me one.

United's team doesn't impress me anywhere near as much as their position suggests. Far too many teams roll over and fear the name. Professional players should treat all games the same.