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Miquel, is this a B team Valencia ?

Half time stripper?

He was getting over a knee injury last season.

Baines, Osman, Pienaar, Coleman, Jelavic, Mirallas not playing, so not surprising it's a bit flat.

Poor from both sides. Maybe it's too hot, but neither team look arsed.

Barkley has been rubbish.

I'm hoping it might grow on me, but my first impressions are that it represents little about our club.

Probably our best player so far.

Our players don't move enough for me. They stand and wait for the pass instead of creating an opportunity for one. Lazy.

We can't play in this kit. Yellow v Orange on green? Oh dear.

He'd have to be very accurate and strong in foot.

We won't.

Why would we sign a poor player? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1210502/Everton-boss-David-Moyes-frustrated-Valencias-midfielder-Ever-Banega-falls-through.html

I'd rather play Valencia that the Italians as I think we should get a better game against the Spanish. We tried to sign Benegra ourselves much to our disappointment after us getting him a permit etc apparently without clearing it with the player first ha ha. Is he playing well?

Oh lordy. Is it like a side effect of your illness Rubes? You don't 'normally' talk such shite ha ha.

Do you remember the "Why does everybody hate America" thread ?

It says 9pm on the official site. Nutters. Isn't 9pm edt actually 1am GMT? :dont know:

This is happening in 5 hours . Yes ? Why on earth the Everton site can't give us UK kick off times is beyond me. Anybody staying up?

I think they surprised us all with that kit. Somebody must have just blagged mine then on that Fifa thing. I'm on the fence with it still. Will see what it's like on the pitch. Here is a close up thing (forgive the logo etc, that's not my intention) It doesn't really have the menace of a red kit somehow.

That was funny as hell

To me, this is a dangerously high line against Madrid. It is their first goal, and Ronaldo is about to be played through. We have 5 defenders on the pitch, yet only 2 are defending, and are ridiculously exposed.

We lost because of the 'ensure Real Madrid win' strategy of the organizers and refs. Galaxy lost their first round match 3-1 and won their 2nd (probably after giving Juventus a bung) 3-1 We won our first match 5-4 after pens and a disallowed goal and lost 2-1 after a disallowed goal + a pen not given, and an offside goal given against us. Not really sure how we are behind Galaxy. It just means we were screwed over 3 times.

Not sure I fully understand Steve, but not important matey.

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