Avinalaff

Don't let it concern you dear. We still think of you as a child.

I wasn't surprised to see the England manager bottle it and play Cole etc, but Baines plays for Everton, and has played along side both Center backs as part of his professional job for his club. Add to that he could have had an argument for motm last time out, and is one of the in form Prem players, it was a sign that Hodgson isn't quite what I was hoping for as England manager. Same old same old.

Was the man charged? Ahem ....

Shaving my head only to realise my face is tanned and my scalp is white. Now I look like a flaming ice cream cone.

Why would he jump off a David Moyes statue?

95 feet? Sounds like a lot of cobblers to me.

Yeah, I can imagine Moyes shouting "Get ya sen doon from thar yer theevin Scoose barstard".

Still churning them out?

It doesn't matter how high you are. It's that final inch that worrys me.

Bale really is a dirty cheating diving little wanker. I thought Scotlands disallowed goal was a very late flag too.

How did it feel when Hull gave you the boot Phil?

It could be the biggest ground in the Championship.

If I were manager, this team would play: ........................... Howard Hibbert .... Jagielka .... Distin .... Baines Coleman .. Gibson .. Fellaini .. Pienaar ............... Mirallas ........................... Jelavich Our defence is better with Hibbert in it.

Ha ha, superb.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/9608140/Felix-Baumgartner-watch-the-jump.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9608768/Felix-Baumgartner-celebrates-record-skydive-from-space.html

How fast was he going when he pulled the shute? 700mph + ? That must have been quite a slow down. I'm surprised body parts could take it.

It's entertaining for anybody sat in bars with rainbow flags on the wall.

I thought he was a new signing or something when I saw the name.

What has an aged unfit Hargreaves got to do with anything related to Belgian players, and since when did any forum opinion influence the transfer dealings of Everton FC? As for your list, are you serious?

We are getting linked with lots of Belgians lately. How are we doing regards our English quota requirements?

Did you phone the one that wasn't working?

Harrison hasn't thrown a single punch in the last few times he's been knocked out. Any boxer will knock you out if you don't offer anything back.

Don't be shy. Millions of guys are out there waiting to love you.

At least I don't spend it with my dick in my hand like some.

There ya go guys. Wish come true now.