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Let's not get 'too' personal though, eh lads.

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/01/03/jags-commits-long-term

Can you imagine having both birds in the garden, and both being teritorial? It would be ace. Talk about Blue v Red rivalry.

Actually, yes. It does. Fancy picking a photo stood next to Fellaini to underline a point that he is tall.

Did you know that the word Rubecula is actually a Robin ? So combine Robin' and red and breast, and you get Liverpool fan. A robbin' red tit.

I think the 'Rare Goal' bit says the most.

Is that a bust up, or is it Striker training?

Ha ha I thought this guy looked a big strong lad, but according to Soccerbase he is only 5ft 9" and 10.5 stone, which is about the same size as a Leprichaun. http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=48278 Surely he is bigger?

Ouch - MikeO is gonna get you for that small letter lol. Why would we be jealous? Is that very statement not a reflection of the American stereotypical ego, that pronounces everything as bigger or better? You declare your baseball league as 'The WORLD Series' yet it is nothing more than a glorified game of Rounders, with guys wearing silly clothes and hats. How exactly is it declared as a World event? Your 'American Football' is nothing to do with football, and is more a game of Rugby, only the Americans wear so much padding and crash helmets that they look like a spin off from some 80's fettish fancy dress party. A few facts ........ You 'don't' have the tallest buildings in the world anymore. The Arab Muslims do. A bit ironic I know (not that you would understand Irony). You speak the 'ENGLISH' language, even if you do it badly, and missspell lots of words. You do however claim ownership to the world's biggest ass crack, even if we haven't quite found the biggest asshole yet (probably somewhere in Washington DC). Even your national emblem is bald. Your country actually plotted to blow up the moon, to display their power (not to mention their intelligence). Was this before, or after, you pretended to have landed on it? You have 52 States, only because the batteries ran out in your calculator. North America started as a Penal Colony for European convicts and undesirables, so how is it your horses are always so high?

Ha ha.

HIGHLIGHTS http://www.mysoccerplace.net/video/newcastle-vs-everton-1-2-motd http://www.evertonfc.com/evertontv/home/8167

What are you still doing online, you sad git?

Hadn't you best put some clothes on before you tell them?

I meant Moyes leads the way, and we're walking it this season. Even Barkley looks like he'll collar a few games now a few are in the dog house. What did you think I meant?

We could call our football 'dogy style'.

I watched The life of Pi last night on a download. Not a bad film, though I expected a better story.

Maybe Villa took the hat off so not to be recognised?

Naisy has had some good games this season. We need guys like him in the squad to call on when needed. We're short of bodies, and he was free.

I thought Anichebe looked unfit near the end, unless his head was hurting. A few times he didn't try to get in the box. Very clumbsy performance though on the whole. I think we can play Osman, or, Neville, but not both.

Nobody? Damn.

It's a great game. Not played multiplayer yet, but the sp is great.

Did anybody see David Villa in the crowd wearing an Everton hat and scarf ?

Vic ... try running mate ?

You wouldn't see the top sides running off the pitch when they're subbed.