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Chelsea aren't officially in the Champions league, so how can they trigger a clause?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2259488/Jake-Livermore-transfer-news-Tottenham-reject-Everton-bid.html

Who's Pete Smith ? When I Google his name, the first thing that comes up is a used car dealer.

Celtic are in the Champions league every year without fail. They also win a host of domestic trophies every year, and just happen to have a stadium of 60,000+ too, not to mention his history with them. Schalke haven't won the league since the 50's, so hardly world beating history. Everton are on the verge of European football again, and that's competing in the best league in the world.

I'm aware that the lad doesn't always think before he posts, so no need to be overly hard on him. I'm nice like that.

Your comment suggests that Schalke 04 is a bigger job than Everton. It's a step down, and not a step up.

Again, the little veiled digs. Everybody in our team has their own jobs, and the majority of them do their jobs very well. I get fed up of people thinking our team has just 2 players, and that those 2 players are the only ones who perform. Let me tell you that we were finishing in a high league position every year before Fellaini arrived, and we'll do so again if he goes. Individuals do not make teams. Everton play as a team, and that is why we are a good side. Everton developed Fellaini. Fellaini did not develop Everton.

It's provisionally Jan 15th at 19:45 unless it gets tv airing. http://www.safc.com/news/ticket-news/2013/january/replay-ticket-info

It's hiding from you.

Maybe the jokes thread is to post jokes in, and be jolly, and not to be a miserable sod by making a post just to moan? Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

How much of the hype is down to his hair?

Chelsea are not guaranteed a Champions league place. I'm still optimistic that we will overtake them in the league.

I thought it was the name of a player we were signing lol. Drinking is for mugs.

West Ham?

Cut price ? They paid 33m for him only 4 months ago, and he has struggled. Maybe we can 'cut' the price down the middle and offer 3m ?

Have we ever thought about selling strands of his hair on Ebay?

I think we should have 2 just in case one is wrong.

Fellaini is a great player, but we could still push on without him. We need a really big team to come in though, like the Spaniards or Russians, and get £40+. If Moyes stays, we're ok, but if he goes, I'd not trust a new boy with our cash.

I'd not have guessed it was him either. I watched the Hobbit myself yesterday, but was really disappointed if I'm honest, not to be argumentative. I thought the storyline was gash, and lost interest eventually. I also didn't get why some characters were still alive, and introducing themselves to each other. All a bit weird.

A guy wins the lottery. He dashes home to tell his wife to pack her bags, She says "Should I pack for hot or cold weather?" He says "I don't give a fuck, as long as you're gone by dinner time".

B - Reading ?

Woah . Villa in a proper mess. This is what happens when you sell your best players.

West Brom? That was quite a guess. I'd have gone for Norwich on that one.

Score?

Spurs and Arse already done to be fair. I did a thread on them not long back I think, so a few I knew, like the Liverpool and Chelsea ones for instance. No idea on the others though.