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At least I don't cheat ha ha. The French bloke at Fifa with the girly name?

Chelsea will have taken a lot from them mentally.

Beckenbauer Pele Maradonna Klinsmann Charlton Mathews Best Croyf (?)

Ha ha, you can't remember your childhood you old git.

Drinks can taste nice too. They don't have to knock your head off. 33% is still going to get you a driving ban and a penile dysfunction if you drink enough.

Do you rate the lad Romey (I presume you do) ?

If he keeps fit and playing well, he'll be given one yearly no doubt.

Independant running with this one http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/transfer-talk-james-mccarthy-to-everton-wilfried-zaha-to-manchester-united-philippe-coutinho-to-aston-villa-8445690.html

How was it a comedy ?

IT = Everything http://www.howitworksdaily.com/ Great magazine only 3.99

Does anybody read 'How it works' magazine?

I tried to make it look good value for money ha ha. Asda 12.99

Swansea won 2-0 http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/chelsea-0-swansea-2/

Sorry about the huge picture. It tastes very nice, and isn't as strong as normal whiskey, or the mouth wash that is Absynth.

Lots of white lines.

BTW ... no assassination on my part. Just explaining to him why he has pushed the wrong buttons once or twice. The last thing I'd want is for the guy to leave or anything. Deep down his intentions are probably decent.

It took an Evertonian to notice.

Ah, in the last 16 years. Unfortunately Mike, our lifetime incorporates many other winners ha ha. Pete, I don't have a problem with Mourinho, but it isn't a level playing field in management, and therefore managers should not be compared to their peers, and certainly the work of David Moyes is in itself quite a feat. I'm fairly sure Moyes would win the league if he was at the helm of United or Barcelona. I'm not so sure other managers could have done the work of Moyes though.

Didn't Benfica win the European cup?

He is a proper striker isn't he?

Oh dear, what was that pass?

Exactly. Chelsea are losing with 2 minutes to go in the FA semi final, and you are on an Everton forum, oblivious to it.

No mate, you're not. Example: I'm married to a beautiful woman, who has earned my respect, and together we have taken all that life throws at us, and will continue to do so, even when we're old and ugly, and have to wipe each others arses. You happened to notice she had nice tits, and took a liking to her, with a view of sliding in and shagging her while she is hot, as long as she doesn't mind you also banging her mate, who is also hot, and filthy rich. I fell in love because she was a great person. You got a stiffy because her mate wore fine clothes and jewellery, and had a great boob job. You like to remind the Mrs that she can't afford those sparkly dresses, but she's 'not bad'. You are nothing like an Evertonian. You are simply somebody who discovered Everton, and took an interest. One day, you might be, but not today.

When Mourinho wins the Champions league with Wigan, I'll take note. When Ferguson takes Preston North End to 18 Premier League titles I'll call him the best ever. These so called 'top managers' have all done it with the best sides, and the biggest bank rolling, and are participants within their own elite rich club competition. They are not necessarily better than the 'also ran' club managers.