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It's the noise reduction on the tv.

I watched Django unchained last night. Entertaining movie, though be warned it is very much about slavery, and as such very close to the bone.

We're only clean because our cupboards are bare.

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Liar !

5 people blindolded, and one blind guy with loud music in headphones.

Intended tio help United. Veiled corruption.

What a harsh red for Kompany. Can't stand refs this season.

There are very few proven goalscorers in the world that are in our price range. We need to find them before they set the world alight, and the only way to do it is to bring in the players that have an outside chance.

United are great when they're on top, but they don't like it back. Anybody's game.

I remember them all being quite tall and physical in the national team.

2-1

I understand you very clearly thank you. I just think you are talking shite.

United doing us a favour at the moment. 1-0 up against the horrible reds.

Twice in one weekend.

Let me remind you, that it was you who challenged anothers opinion, and you, who felt you knew best. You might want to read your post again.

I'm not sure going to Spurs was a good move for him. Their history of collecting players and never using them is dire. They should be called Spares, not Spurs.

6 people must have watched the game on match of the day whilst blindfolded.

What's with all the quotes? Are you attempting to educate us? The lads at the game see the whole pitch for the whole game. They see all the off the ball players too when the camera follows the ball. They are also able to make allowances for players playing in wind, or rain, which you don't see on tv so much, and funnily enough, they are also able to watch action replays just like anybody else. I'm not saying that it offers the best opinon, but what I will say is that most of the negativity comes from guys who only watch games from their computers.

I was impressed with the Korean football team.

We're scraping now. If he was a realistic target we'd have already signed him for that price.

Mother of Mary - how many times ? http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/otherversions/

Prematch rotines? 12:30pm, we'll all congregate down aisle 31 of the local Asda looking for the cheapest case of beer we can find. There's no point going earlier as the Fantasy Footy team has to be picked before 11.30 and if we don't get the super 6 predictions in before kick off we might kick ourselves. At the till, we'll normally eye the bird up on the checkout and see what she's doing after the match, just incase the lads need a curry making like, or there's tidying up to do, and then we'll stock up on the fags n a few scratch cards just in case we win, in which case we'll nip back in and get one of them big screen tellies like from the back. Then we'll normally sing a few songs on the way to Big Bazzers house, you know the sort of thing, 'Pet shop boys' is right popular at the mo, but the high bits have us coughin a bit. We normally have a quick check in the lecky cupboard as we knock, as the tight c*nts always on his last pound, and then it's a mad race for the single seater, as the sofa's got it's middle cushion missing. This is normally the time we're all at our most nervous. The tension builds as the fat fucker turns his computer on, and we all sit waiting as his Windows 93 takes all fuckin afternoon to boot up. Once we get up and running, a quick Google for the local Kebab house is the norm, followed by a quick stock take on the beer, as Tezza normally snides a few in the bog when no buggers looking. Next, it's normally a very strict procedure like: Sopcast - check ; Veetle - check; Sound - check; bog roll - check; half time porno - check; Kenwright Voodoo doll - check. Then, "bing bong", it's the delivery lad from the Kebab shop. Everyone chips in except Big Bazzer, which is a bit of a cheek like, as you wanna see the fat fucker eat, but it's his gaff, so no groans. We normally give him a couple of bent twenties and tell him to keep the change, and then it's countdown to kick off. We boot Chezzer off Toffeetalk, and it's show time. Find match, Bloodzeed a go go, and then the whistle blows. You can hear a pin drop. Then some soft c*nt turns the volume up, an it's just like a real game. Infact, if you squint yer eyes a bit you can just about pretend your there. Half time's where it's at like. No queueing for pizza. 2nd crate of Stella cracked open, and a spliff in the ash tray. That daft tw@t Gary Neville starts on about how Suarez is a dirty rotten bastard an before ye can say "You're spot on Gary" Bazzers got the smut show on with a few phone cam vids of him and his tart in a Skegness back alley. Fuck me, she looks like a Blob fish with zits, so it's quite a relief when the second half starts. Match ends, and we've fuckin drawn abastardgain. While there's still a bit of lecky left, we normally jump onto the Everton forum. Normally starts with "Just got back from ythe match" before tellin Moyes exactly where he went wrong, and moanin that we've not signed no fucker. All a case of how long the beer lasts then, before lookin out the window to see if the Asda birds turned up. It's not like that every week mind. Sometimes we're skint, and it's a case of staying in and putting the radio on in the shed, but all in all, we're proper fans us, n don't you Brentford boo boys forget it.

It's all academic now.

Bollocks. This is what you wrote: Moyes takes these lads onto the field every day and knows them inside out. As a manager, he tries to get them to play the way he hopes will work in this league, and sees every pass, tackle, shot, and individual effort. As a manager, he has his own tactics, and utilizes the squad accordingly. He knows who is fit, who is tired, who is off colour, who needs more work or experience and so on. Our juniors are only in the equation because our squad is small, otherwise they would be playing reserve / academy stuff, and nobody would know them. Meanwhile, in your capacity as an overseas fan having never once watched 'any' of our players make a case for selection behind closed doors, feel you are qualified to assess Moyes both in a tactical analysys and a psychological one. Your opinion is based upon what you see on a tv or pc screen once per week, just like many others here, yet Moyes' opinion is slightly more professional and has a damn sight more riding on it in regards to the needs of the club, than simply being disgruntled on a forum, if we don't get it right on the day. We could play Velios. Will that improve our defensive issues? Will it make our wing men charge down the line any better? Moyes has to work with the 'most likely' players to do a job. Meanwhile, we have to decide which stream is giving us the match in a language we can understand.