DonKey

Can't quite explain it but we've always had the knack of ending players goal droughts or teams poor run of form. If this game was played early next year when the shite start to falter then I'd say we were in with a chance but am afraid I just can't see it tomorrow. I would love nothing more than to eat my words trust me

Said exactly the same to a red shite I work with (funnily enough not from Liverpool).

Keane, Gerrard, Yobo, Lescott and Neville for them.

Yakubu, Saha, Arteta, Fellaini (2) and Cahill for us.

please somebody just :axehead: me.

What he fook is going on?!?!?!

We've scored 9 and conceded 11... which would suggest something either in midfield or defence, not Michael Owen or any other player wanting 100k+ per week for that matter.

Hansen looks the best shout. Jimenez has bombed it now, 3 down.

Just how good has Poulter been this weekend by the way? Especially after all the 'controversy' around his selection.

All gone a bit tits up in the last couple of holes, especially Mahan nicking the 17th against Casey.

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Looks like he may possibly rescue a half after a cracking shot on the 18th. Still need some magic from Jimenez and Harrington though.

I believe Ron Atkinson and David Pleat are both eyeing up the position, and they're demands are only likely to be around £5.73 an hour. Excellent value.

Come on now. How many managers have won silverware over the last 5 years? How many managers have finished in the top 4/top 6 over the last 5 years?

We were crap before he came in, and now we're not (although the last few games haven't been great).

USA up in 4

Europe up in 4

AS in 4

Right off the Garcia-Kim result. He's had an absolute shocker.

It's doable if we nick a few square matches, and perhaps if Stenson and Mcdowell can do something aswell.

Must admit I can't watch golf in general, but Ryder cup is unmissable for me.

On current form 6-4 to us....

However I'm going to predict slightly more conservatively.

2-0 to the blues. Yak and Osman.

Don't think Lescott will get dropped either, but would like to see Valente given a bit of a crack if Baines is a 'defensive liabilty'.

I wasn't trying to picky you out, I think a few people have commented on Baines role in the club.

 

To be honest I think that Baines is a good player but can be found out defensivly. He's good going forward, but not so great in defence, which is an obvious problem for a defender!

 

I think we need a strong central pairing at the back to be able to afford Baines at left back, logically to me that would be Yobo and Jags, however its very very hard to drop J.Lo, considering his reputation and how he did last year.

 

Its a tricky sitaution without an easy answer, other than keep Baines on the bench, but howlong will he take that?

I couldn't give a flying one for his reputation. If he's not playing well, I'm sorry but he needs a kick in the arse.

Reputations don't win games or keep clean sheets.

My new 'favourite Moyes signing'..................

Castillo! What a strike! What a strike!

FFS! Are we playing without a fucking left back tonight?

Should've been 0-2.

Come on Everton! Wake up time I think!

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1-1 Think we woke up for a second there. Great build up and quality finish again by the Yak.

How easy does he make it look?!?!?!

Found a site with live webcams of the LHC.

Had to look for a minute or too though to work out whats going on properly.

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

I know it's early days still, but erm £70m (ish) spent and they are still no better off than they were under Jol last year. Wonder how long it'll be until the Spurs fans start calling for his head.

Hopefully the gobshite will get whats coming to him.

Absolutely disgusting 'tackle' (if it can be called that).

Reckon even Barton was embarassed by it all.

Well, Ashley's now said that he wants to flog the club.

Cue Mr Ambani.

FFS first our potential playing targets nicked by them, and now our potential new owner!

Was good to see him back, with all that he adds to our team, but honestly thought he was quite quiet today apart from his goal. Think it'll be a few games before we see the best of him again.

I went for Castillo earlier on. Thought he was generally neat and tidy on the ball, broke up most of Stoke's attacks (that didn't come from throw ins) and was always looking to get involved.

Song for when they come to Goodison.

"Team full of meatheads,

Your just a team full of meatheads"

Shocking from him today.

Fullers disallowed goal- WRONG

Penalty decision- WRONG

All the crap in the box- WRONG

Absolutely pants. Even Andy Gray and Martin Tyler were not too enamoured with his game today.

Hopefully he'll have one or two things to answer to at the FA aswell.

That'll do..... just. Never got to terms with Delap and his ridiculous long throws.

Ref had a 'mare aswell.

We'll play better than that this season and lose I reckon. Just hope DM doesn't get bubbled by the FA.

Creswell on for Stoke...

Wonder what they'll do now with an aerial presence.

FFS- No more throw ins!!!!!

Denied a blatent penalty. Absolutely disgraceful decision.

But stuff em. Tiny Tim strikes again! Get in. 2-3

Bit concerned with DM being sent form the dug out though.

Come on now Everton. Defend properly for a bit.

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY THROW INS!!!

FUCKING SHITE!

Gap year is a definite YES.

I finished, then did my PGCE, taught for a year then went round Thailand, Singapore, Oz, and planned to do NZ, Fiji and the US. Unfortunately ran out of money, but cracking experience all the same.

0-2 Anichebe nice little flick into the corner from a freekick.

Made up for the lad because he doesn't half get some shit.

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Aaargh SHITE! 1-2. Olofinjana with a hell of a shot, after another shitty long throw.