DonKey

Just watched a bit of Football Matters on Setanta. Do so called pundits actually have a clue.

'Everton looked like the away team, and didn't really offer anything much'

'It was a 0-0 bore draw really wasn't it?'

'It was a yellow, and a refereeing decision ruined the chance to get the win.'

What a sack of horse shit! We were unlucky not to beat them 2-3 in the end I thought, and with maybe a bit more quality in the box we would have.

Frank, Frank.... theres something on your chin!

No, mate not that one, the other one!

Keep chattin you bunch of chavvy pricks! Only takes Cole or Lampard to have a rush of blood and down to 9! Anyone else think they're looking a bit rattled!

FOOK OFF TERRY YOU NOB HEAD!!!!

Think we've looked the beter side for the majority of this half to be honest! Defo in with more than a sniff now!

Just hope Ossy is alright!

COYB

I've not been able to get to a game for a long while now so not too sure on any existing chants for us. Used to love the Hinchcliffe "OOH... Its a corner. OOH... its a corner"!

'I am the musicman I come from down your way and I can play... what can you play? I play Pienaar.

Pi-a-Pi-a-Pi-e-naar-Pi-e-naar......'

Unless we already use that one!

Chelsea v Juventus

Villarreal v Panathinaikos

Sporting Lisbon v Bayern Munich

Atletico Madrid v Porto

Lyon v Barcelona

Real Madrid v Liverpool

Arsenal v Roma

Inter Milan v Manchester United

What a load of shite!

If Man City come up against a half decent side they're gonna get a whooping! Reckon Liege would give them a right seeing to!

Hey toffees I want to know if this has happened to any of you.

 

Usually after an Everton goal or win I am ecstatic and jump up and down. I was on the edge of the seat all game; so excited and scared. But when Cahill got that goal, I felt nothing. No motivation to smile, no energy to jump up and down; just absolutely nothing :/

 

I am happy that we won, but god - I would love to jump up and down for it. Is this normal?

 

What the hell.

Let me think about that for a se......

NO... NEVER!

I'm hoping whatever we do, we do early in January instead of waiting until daft o'clock to get someone in!

I voted for Spud aswell!

Possibly Jagielka shoved up top. I know he's done it before for Sheff Utd.

Seems like opinion is very much divided on Mo. Personally I think he has improved game on game (apart from Wigan), and has added a lot to the side. Fair enough he has got a hell of a lot to live up to with the price tag, but he didn't ask to be signed for that much.

In terms of 'he's not as good as other players', when Viera first came to the Prem he didn't exactly immediately set the world alight. Same with Petit and a couple of the other names mentioned. Another example (albeit in a different position) is Thierry Henry(10.5 mill (1999)). It toook him so long to string some decent performances together, and now he's viewed as one of the best players ever to grace the Premiership.

How easy would it be to walk into a team that is winning, that is full of confidence, that is playing good football and join in with that? Answer, simple. It is much harder to play in a team that is struggling for confidence and form and actually stand out.

I believe that Fellaini will go on to be an excellent acquisition for us in future seasons. I also agree that at £15m Standard must have had big windows on the office (to see us coming). What's done is done, and the kid will come good!

Not sure whether it's a;

We really didn't deserve to lose that OR They didn't deserve to win it!?!?!

I'm absolutely gutted. Thought that was one of our best performances so far this season!

Howard- Didn't have anything to do other than pick the ball out the back of the net.

Neville- Some good linking up down the flanks, and kept Young fairly quiet.

Jagielka- Shocking back pass, but he'll get over it.

Yobo- Solid, and generally defended well.

Lescott- Took his goals well. Experimental centre forward anyone.

Arteta- Neat, tidy but very little movement further up to pick a pass. Poor setpieces.

Osman- Linked up well.

Pienaar- Always makes us tick, and had some good touches.

Fellaini- Thought he was probably our best player on the ball. Won most if not all headers. If he lost the afro might even score one or 2.

Cahill- Worked hard, but was fairly anonymous.

Anichebe- Thought he led the line well against some big defenders. Needs a run of games and hopefully a goal or 2.

VDM- Decent cameo at the end. Good delivery on setpieces. Might be nice to see a bit more of him.

We've got players there with real quality, but we look frightened to death to shoot!!!

GUTTED!

FFS!!!!

All the graft to get back involved and the best player in a blue shirt all season gifts them a goal!

Back to Villa sitting back and trying to catch us on the break then!

Deserved equaliser. Only one team in it at the minute, with Villa looking to get some joy on the counter. Hopefully this will open it out a little for us if they're forced to attack a bit more.

We've had 2 good penalty shouts turned down so far aswell!

Straight from the horses mouth.

'I've been asked to play the same role that I did at Standard. Distribute the ball, break up play and any goals are an extra. I'm definitely a defensive midfielder.'

Aaaargh SHITE!

Not got a stream, but Skysports score centre says we've looked a lot brighter since Saha has come on. Linking the play well.

There was no Derby in 1894.

Liverpool were in the 2nd Division and we were in the 1st Division.

Howard played well, and thought Fellaini in parts was good, but I'm afraid Noah was outstanding again!

What a pile of shite!

Wigan are absolute garbage and again we've been made to look like fookin amateurs!

Cahill could and should have scored...

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THESE PLAYERS A BOOT IN THE ARSE... OR GET ARCHIE KNOX AND HIS BASEBALL BAT BACK!!!!

We are dog-wank... not even proper wank... dog wank!

1. Dodge was not a president of the USA

Hoover is not a car manufacturer

2. Earl is not a chess piece.

Bishop is a religious figure. The other 2 aren't.

3. Green is the only one which is not a sea.

Dead doesn't belong because it's not a colour.

Quality game this morning... and it does make the England performances all the more frustrating.

Finally we got to see what can happen if you put the Kangaroos under pressure.

Made up, and hopefully this is the shot in the arm the international game needs!

I quite like Downing to be honest. My grandad is from Middlesbrough and he rates him highly. Think we need a player like him, bit of pace, good engine and delivers a good ball quite often too.

I'm still a bit p'd off that Jags didn't get into the squad. Fair enough Upson has scored, but really what has he done to warrant a place in the England squad?