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Farhad will have Another One Bites the Dust blasting out again tonight.

Ancelotti will probably be looking for a job soon… not here but we can dream!

Looks a fake account - he may be right but it’s on guess work rather than any knowledge. The fact he’s liked a tweet by a fake Joyce account tells me enough.

Tarkowski and Coady look to be getting less understanding the more they play together.

He’s a liability 100% with his fitness but at least he actually engages with the striker and challenges for headers. He probably won’t last too many 90mins but when we’re only using two or three subs from five as they’re that poor I don’t see it being a waste to get our strongest defender on the pitch.

We never really had a chance with this one as the owner is just shipping him between 2 of his clubs.

If we can’t sell him this month we may as well play him until he breaks - he’s off on a free in the summer so we’re not getting anything for him anyway. When on the pitch, he’s our best centre back - he’s crap because he’s never on the pitch!

Dyche-ball… 4-4-2 (maybe 4-4-1-1) Pickford Godfrey Mina Tarkowski Mykolenko Gray Gueye Onana McNeil Iwobi DCL I’m not endorsing Dyche as our next manager should Frank go but this in a simple direct system would bring us more points than currently. I still think Moyes will be our next manager but can definitely see us going for Dyche should he not become available. For the record, I’d want Ange Postecoglou as our next manager but I don’t think we’ve got a chance in the current predicament.

Moffi won’t be a toffee then!

A player we should have signed when Lukaku left… Supposedly suffered with hamstring problems recently - first game out for the season? Sounds about right!

Shows how poor we are - he’d be a bench/squad player at the vast majority of the other clubs in the league.

Touché

This is all great but teams still need to pay a fee we’d accept and players still need to accept a contract elsewhere - we’re probably paying a few well over what they’ll get elsewhere and definitely far more than they deserve!

Who’d be daft enough to take them?

Gnonto and Bailey have been class.

Unused sub (they used all 5) in a 1-1 draw. Can possibly read a bit into this with him not coming on and being a key player - albeit under different management. Looks like he’s on the move but where?

Wrong club… Lorient are linked to Bournemouth- Outtarra’s club. On Danjuma - he’s currently on the bench for Villarreal who have only named 8/9 subs so clearly struggling for numbers.

Bless you

Once this lad is unchained and playing with freedom, he’ll be unstoppable.

3 weeks out according to official site. A lot less worse than it looked/could have been.

Maybe Coventry will take Simms as part of the deal and then loan him back to us with an extortionate fee… seems about right!!!

I think we need to stick with the back 3/5 - it seems to suit the players we have. We’re not blessed with expansive/ consistent wingers and look so easy to defend against in a 433, 4231, 4321 or whatever it is… Look at Chelsea under Tuchel - 3/5 at the back - sometimes Hudson-Odoi at wing-back when they need to be more attacking. We’re nowhere near Chelsea in terms of quality but why not have Gordon (or Iwobi when fit) at RWB in games we want to be on the front foot? We’d still be ‘solid’ with the 3 and Mykolenko and midfield cover. Same can be said for McNeill as LWB as long as it’s Coleman on the right. Stick to a system - make it simple - I genuinely think it’s our best bet.