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Everton 0 - 3 The shite None

Sam is garbage. We miss Gana.

It would take a breakdown of gargantuan proportions for them to lose the league title at this point and they can't mathematically clinch against us, so this is really just another match for them. That said, they'll still dominate us because they're a much better team with an infinitely better manager and significantly better players than us.

Oof. Way to head it towards goal I guess???

Everton 0 - 2 City None

A couple thoughts: Gana didn't look great at the beginning of the second half, but neither did anyone else. In the first half, he was getting forward more than anyone else and playing a few tricky through balls to Walcott on the wing. I saw the two bad giveaways in the second half, and he did look a bit off it for about 20 minutes, but I think he was one of the better performers today and the only midfielder who offered anything going forward. As evidence of that, fucking Michael Keane had the second longest completed dribble for us (after Gana), and took the most cracking shot on goal outside of the two that went in. Lastly, my girlfriend dragged me out of bed on a few hours sleep to watch the game at Mr. Dennehy's in the Village for its last Everton match ever, and I'm glad she did. Fourteen years as THE Everton bar in NYC, and as such, probably the best place to catch an Everton match in the states. I'll miss you Mr. Dennehy's. Not the best send off ever, but I'll take it.

Hmm...

McMaster about to be sacked, too.

Imagine if he was P.M. though. Can’t imagine it going much differently, though I guess you’ve got your own Trumpette there now.

I think this every time I hear him talk.

Sam Allardyce. Fuck me, get him out already.

Shit. I hadnt heard this. My girlfriend will even be sad. Worst news I've heard this week.

I think as long as we have some possession and don't hoof balls up to him all the time, he'll be fine. His hold-up and link-up play have both looked great the past couple matches. It doesn't seem like he needs great crossing as much as he just needs to not be isolated constantly.

The bit at the top, though: UPDATE: 5:30p BST / 1:30p EST This entire piece appears to have been lost in translation - as the rendition we obtained via Google Translate was incorrect. Please ignore this story.

Stoke 1 - 2 Everton Tosun

Haf just said something positive about Lukaku! Holy shit!

Everton 2 - 2 Brighton Sigurdsson

De Bruyne was great before Pep.

Seriously, though, fuck this guy.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/02/28/martina-wants-to-become-as-good-as-everton-teammate-coleman/ Haha.

Burley 1 - 1 Everton Sigurdsson

A lot of good he's doing West Brom.

Fucking hell.

Allardyce blows.

Niasse really showing his lack of quality so far.