Louis

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Rubes, the drum song (Voodoo Child) is originally from Elvis Costello I think.

Egyptian soldiers in an armoured personnel carrier pushed off a bridge in Cairo, 10 dead.

http://instagram.com/p/c98oOgntiY/

Did you ever read the book "Scouting for Moyes"? I tried but became bored of it two chapters in.

Yep, Once upon a time in the west

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2390611/Scott-Dann-wanted-Fulham-Everton-race-hots-Blackburn-Rovers-defender.html

I'm not going to tell you what film it is until the morning, just to annoy Mike.

The new Premier League handbook is out, they usually publish the third kit before the club do. But this year they haven't. It says 'To Be Advised'. Everton are one of four clubs to have this next to a kit. http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/handbooks/premier-league-handbook-2013-14.pdf They caught on.

It's Django Unchained. I only know because I saw it the other night. Here is my submission:

My comedy genius is wasted.

Post match press conference: https://soundcloud.com/followtonians/roberto-martinez-real-betis It's from the Followtonians, presumably they have a media pass now that there's a new Director of Communications.

Programme is up (free 6-page preview too) http://www.magzter.com/Preview/Everton-Publications/27/25732/1 It's on Spanish TV.. Betis went out of their way to sell it. Canal Sur bought the rights. http://www.canalsur.es/portal_rtva/web/noticia/id/332424/el_betis_ante_su_prueba_mas_dura_el_everton_en_canal_sur_ There will possibly be a free and legal stream here: http://alacarta.canalsur.es/directo/ver/andalucia-television

It looks like nonsense to me. Poruguese website O Jogo are reporting that it's the Mirror's story. http://www.ojogo.pt/Futebol/1a_liga/sporting_braga/interior.aspx?content_id=3366994

Number 5 looks like Chris Woods ? Number 8 is definitely Tim Howard

Gary Penrice, Martinez's scout at Wigan has also joined. http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/420482/Everton-poach-scout-Gary-Penrice-from-Wigan

It's been the Community Shield for over ten years now, I also still call it the Charity Shield. I can't see Wigan winning, Moyes will want to have a strong opening and will probably start with a strong team.

Icelandic article says that Sports Direct are reporting that Everton are still monitoring Finnbogason. http://www.mbl.is/sport/enski/2013/08/06/alfred_ordadur_vid_everton/

The player has now retired. http://www.football-espana.net/35064/albelda-hangs-his-boots

It's being removed from Goodison Park. It seems to me, like a waste of time and money when the club have said the new crest is only going to be in use for 9 months.

It looks like Blackpool's former Goalkeeper Coach Andy Fairman has joined Everton as U21 Goalkeeping coach academy to this EvertonTV video. I think he may have been on the books at Wigan too, as he played a part in Marko Marosi's successful trial. http://www.burnley.ac.uk/news/goalkeeper-marko-on-course-for-place-at-wigan-athletic.html

"It's true that Everton have made an approach for Alderweireld," Soren Lerby told Gazet van Antwerpen.<br /><br />"But there are other concrete options. Toby will now have to decide which team he sees as the biggest challenge."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2384816/Everton-set-sign-Toby-Alderwiereld-Ajax-5m.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

You're not far off. The website says we're playing Milan... although they should be second in the table because they beat Valencia. One bizarre competition! http://internationalchampionscup.com/

I may be wrong but I think we are playing Valencia, Valencia lost to Milan 2-1 earlier in the comp and the first tie-break criteria is head-to-head. Milan can't go below Valencia because of the head-to-head record and Valencia can't earn any more points as they have played their games.