Louis

Jamie Jackson of the Guardian says Everton have made a new £15m bid.

If he is at a work permit hearing, that means he doesn't have an EU (Portugese) passport.. also on a side note, he can only play for Brazil as he played for the Brazil U20s before he had a Portuguese passport.

A John Cross from the Daily Mirror claimed that Martinez was at a Work Permit hearing for Fernando. Then, apparently Sky Sports shown him driving into Finch Farm - although it could have been old footage. Twitter, ladies and gentlemen.

Get excited, this day only comes twice a year - it's the only bit of excitement we get as Evertonians.

It looks like a no-go, he is now with the Dutch national team.

Is it okay if I post this Romey or have you beaten me to it? http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/if-united-stump-up-cash-for-fellaini-then-mccarthy-will-be-on-his-way-to-everton-whelan-29544427.html Dave Whelan talking.. no mention of leg break.

This isn't an Aldi advert Steve.

http://www.telegraaf.mobi/telesport/article/21857854/transferkoorts-rond-martins-indi They say it depends on the sale of Fellaini/Baines.

Am I alone in liking Shane Long?

I'm providing proof it was said. You could be making it all up.

https://studio.grabyo.com/v/lwkjKfY5732 - £6m bid from West Brom

Good point Pete, just tweeted that.

Heitinga wants to go to Turkey, he believes he's too young to return to the Eredivisie.

A nice easy one..

BBC journalist Richard Askam says he spoke to Dave Whelan and Whelan wants £13m.

I'm beginning to question why we our linked with all of these 30+ year olds. I thought the intention would be to bring down the average age of the team. He has a year left on his contract.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/01/cardiff-city-everton-premier-league

It looks like 'FEC'.

He's supposedly coming to Liverpool tomorrow to start talks. English link: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-transfers-mccarthy-bertrand-bruno-2240925 The Mirror suggests it is a £11m fee (£30m minus £7m for Bertrand and £12m for McCartney) This Dutch link says he was not in the starting eleven for Feyenoord today, but they deny it is because of a possible transfer talks. http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/5619/Feyenoord/article/detail/3502039/2013/09/01/Koeman-verkiest-Mathijsen-boven-Martins-Indi.dhtml http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2013/09/01/netherlands/eredivisie/feyenoord-rotterdam-nv/roda-jc/1478375/

It's a House of 1000 Corpses Ten' but I didn't want to say it because I've only just had a go!

It would have been cheaper to buy Dave Whelan out and merge the clubs.

Is he really worth that much? It feels like we are are bent over a barrel.

Now confirmed: http://www.vitesse.nl/vitessenl/nieuws/detail/3750

That sounds right to me Steve. If a dongle could do it, people wouldn't use the blu-ray players and games console to watch iplayer.

That's simplifying it. There may even be solidarity contributions owed to to Anderlecht, Mons, R. Francs Borains and Sporting Charleroi.