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With a man soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Pete to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions." The minister inquired, "Trips to where"? "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China." The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete" Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary." Pete said, "I'm going to go get her."

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others are only $19.95?" The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... One of Ken's Friends

Stubbsy finds his wife in crotchless panties she opens her legs and says do you want to lick this ? he replies "f**k off look what its done to your knickers"

It's everything to do with cookies Steve. For some people it's fine for other's its not, i make a few changes and then it switches around. It's to do with browsers etc.

sorry.. sadistic tendency.. we both know we will end up with Riverside II.

More pictures of AOL Arena: http://www.fussballtempel.net/uefa/GER/Volksparkstadion.html

I think it should go to Cahill or Yobo (or Joey Barton next season;) ). Cahill just has something about him, he's gets stuck into tackles and is usually always looking to attack the opposing goal. Yobo simply because he captains Nigeria.

You're not wrong Steve. The coach said it's too last minute to involve him now but will call him up next time.

It's going to be repeated on BBC4 this week

Series 2 is starting on Tuesday at 9 on BBC 1. Does anyone else on here watch it? DwOZjvV3JE4 -ARxfsOYEpE

No. Because some content in the books is still relevent to our curriculum..

Yep. It just shows you how some people are hyped. He was apparently the next big thing.

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It's a problem with IE.. Firefox is fine

He admitted it although he says he said it as a "motivational tool".

Only the once.

Thanks http://www.toffeeweb.com/site/mailbag/default.asp#12174

I highly doubt anyone is stupid enough to call Lescott a "shitty black guy" (what he called Henry).

R.I.P. He was a TT member

I've had another crack at fixing it don't know if I've been successful.

That's Moyes' successor sorted then.

I'm not sure if this was originally part of the new Academy but it sounds too good to be true. Everton academy Everton coach training EDSA and Everton ladies having their own stadia New stadium Things are looking up arn't they?

The new complex includes 10 full-size grass pitches, one of which will be floodlit along with an additional floodlit synthetic pitch and specialist training areas for fitness work and goalkeepers. Inside the training complex there will be extensive changing facilities for both the senior squad and the Academy players. It will include the following facilties: Gym Synthetic indoor training pitch Hydratherapy pools Spa Sauna Physiotherapy rooms Media centre Video lounges including a video editing suite. The state-of-the-art facilities on offer will make Everton a big draw for future signings and will also provide a boost in the development of the Club's Academy players.

Wyness has said they are wanting four seperate stands and not a bowl :|

Where do you lot hear these wierd and wonderful rumours?