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and put into the under 21 tournament in Canada which I'm quite happy about because it's on Eurosport so we can see how he gets on.

How long did it take for you to train to be a spark?

Im thinking about getting a Spain one with Arteta 6 on

We tried for Essien but he said he wanted to stay in France for one more season.. I never heard about Cech though

ITV commentary was so biased... Kuyt's goal was offside too.. Ticket to Athens £300 Match Ticket £1400 Losing to Milan after scoring in 89th minute thinking you are going to turn it around.. Priceless

anyone else receive theirs? I quite like the pigeon detectives song steveo

NSNO have mentioned that the club are still after him today: http://www.nsno.co.uk/e107_plugins/storyli...ump_for_Plummer

I bet he gets a free ps3 How good would Sony look on front of an Everton shirt?

What? meeting you?

The Milk Cup winners The Ladies team The Mens team It's been a good year to be an Evertonian

Nil Satis has no excuse.. You can get a train to Burnley direct from Preston!

Purchase a USB hard drive caddy.. take out the Hard drive from your old computer and put it in the caddy. Remove the jumper from the back of the hard drive (small U-shaped piece of plastic connecting two pins). Then plug the caddy into the pc using the cable supplied and it will appear as an extra drive in My Computer. You can just copy and paste the files you need to your new computer, unfortunately some programs will need to be installed on new comp. Not sure about Comet's customer service to be honest Mike - I've had problems with them in the past and the people who work in Speke store don't know much about computers (in my opinion!). Here's a caddy: http://www.ebuyer.com/UK/product/120659 http://www.ebuyer.com/UK/product/124997 <-- This one is apparently a 4200 and has a spare port for a graphics card if Josh or you ever decide you want to play more demanding games. It is £80quid more but that can (my opinion) be justified by the increase in speed.. One thing to mention Mike, the newer PC will obviously eat up more energy.

The UEFA Cup 2007-08 is the 50th edition of the European UEFA Cup football club tournament. The final match will be played at City of Manchester Stadium, Manchester, England on May 14, 2008. The first qualifying games will be played on July 19, 2007 and the main tournament will start 20 September 2007. A total of 123 football clubs will participate in the tournament (including its qualifying rounds). One to four clubs will be represented per European football nation, depending on the UEFA coefficients. One new nation will enter their second-placed football team: Montenegro. Teams All the teams that will definitely be competing are listed below, ordered by seeding. First Round The following teams are certain to play in the first round proper. Germany Bayern Munich Netherlands Ajax or AZ Alkmaar Greece Panathinaikos Germany Bayer Leverkusen England Tottenham Hotspur Netherlands Heerenveen England Bolton Wanderers Portugal Sporting Braga England Everton Italy Empoli Greece Panionios Netherlands FC Groningen Germany Nürnberg Portugal Belenenses Greece Aris Thessaloniki Netherlands Twente Greece Larisa Second Qualifying Round The following teams are certain to qualify for either the second qualifying round or first round proper. Russia Lokomotiv Moscow Turkey Galatasaray Belgium Standard Liège Scotland Dunfermline Athletic The following team is certain to compete in the second qualifying round. Israel Hapoel Tel Aviv First Qualifying Round The following team is certain to qualify for either the first or second qualifying round. Bulgaria CSKA Sofia Bulgaria Litex Lovech Israel Maccabi Tel Aviv Bulgaria Lokomotiv Sofia Turkey Kayseri Erciyesspor Israel Maccabi Netanya The following teams are certain to play in the first qualifying round. Serbia Partizan Belgrade Austria Austria Vienna Denmark Odense Slovakia FC Artmedia Bratislava Poland Groclin Grodzisk Norway Vålerenga Croatia Hajduk Split Norway Fredrikstad Norway Brann Norway Lillestrøm Serbia Vojvodina Cyprus Anorthosis Famagusta Hungary Budapest Honvéd Sweden AIK Solna Croatia Slaven Belupo Cyprus Omonia Nicosia Sweden Helsingborg Sweden BK Häcken Finland MyPa Moldova Zimbru Chişinău Slovakia Zlaté Moravce Latvia Liepājas Metalurgs Latvia Skonto Riga Lithuania Sūduva Lithuania Ekranas Finland HJK Helsinki Finland Haka Republic of Ireland Drogheda United Republic of Ireland St Patrick's Athletic Liechtenstein Vaduz Iceland Keflavík Iceland Knattspyrnufélag Reykjavíkur Belarus Dinamo Minsk Belarus Dinamo Brest Albania Besa Kavajë Albania Teuta Estonia Narva JK Trans Estonia Flora Tallinn Armenia Benants Armenia MIKA Kazakhstan Almaty Kazakhstan Aktobe Northern Ireland Glentoran Northern Ireland Dungannon Swifts Wales Carmarthen Town Wales Rhyl Faroe Islands B36 Tórshavn Faroe Islands EB/Streymur Malta Sliema Wanderers Andorra Santa Coloma

Is anybody going to make the trip up to Turf Moor on friday to see Joleon take on European giants Albania?

I have been watching the Cribs video for Mens Needs... http://www.nme.com/artists/the-cribs on the left there is a link http://www.nme.com/artists/the-cribs.. click it and enjoy

Hi Mike... I wouldn't bother going up to 1gb when 2gb is not much more expensive Mike, 256mb will be slow, 1gb will still be slow (but still quicker - I have 1gb of Ram and pc takes about 3-5mins to start up) but 2gb will be a lot quicker and for £60 you can't complain about the cost The laptop processor is 1.7ghz and this should be enough to cope with demands of some of the newer games, not all though because the graphics card is built into the laptop so you will find that some games will simply not run (im thinking the likes of farcry, doom and half life 2 - basically anything resource intensive. The likes of Pro Evo Soccer will have no problem). Also I would take the plunge into getting a new computer if your pc is being outperformed by those selling for less than £300. The motherboard, processor, RAM and fan upgrade will cost about £200 for a decent set but you have to consider getting a new one for aesthetics purposes Stick to Acer for a desktop, they are a great brand. Personally I favour AMD over Intel processors (generally cheaper but just as good). I recommended one to Romey about three or four months ago.. I don't think he's complained about it yet! This one is decent http://www.ebuyer.com/product/123447/produ.../rb/27961902215 and it's 0% finance until february which works out just less than £50 a month until its paid off The only downfall to this one is the graphics card is built in (onboard) similar to your laptop.

A couple was sitting up waiting for their 16 year old Liverpool supporting son to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face. "Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!" His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk to him". Then she left the room. The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it". "That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore".

No wonder that buying things on american websites is so cheap :|

doh!

Royal Hospital... funny you mention that.. I applied for a bar job yesterday and he said he'd ring me.

as above

I've found that most young people who intend to go onto play football slack of their education

Super Eagles forward Nwankwo Kanu at the weekend talked Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger into accepting to coach an African All Star squad in the charity match being put together by the Kanu Heart Foundation, (KHF). Sources close to the Portsmouth player revealed last night that Wenger agreed to honour his ex Gunner in the charity match. Former England manager Brian Robson was on the card to lead the African All Stars tagged Kanu XI but pulled out at the last minute due to family commitment. Wenger resurrected Kanu's career with a place in the London team after Italian Inter Milan got fed up with the Nigerian jewel. Meanwhile, some of Africa’s top players plying their trade in the English Premiership will next weekend drop their club allegiances and pull together to take part in the charity match. The game, being put together for the heart foundation (KHF) the Nigerian international runs, will see an African All-stars taking on Kanu’s Premiership side Portsmouth and will take place at the club’s home ground of Fratton Park a day after the FA Cup final on May 20th. Some of the stars that have agreed to play for the two-time African footballer of the year are the current wearer of the crown Didier Drogba. Also being expected at Fratton Park are his Chelsea team mates Michael Essien and Super Eagles midfielder John Mikel Obi. Others include Kolo Toure and Emmanuel Adebayor, who incidentally apart from resembling Papillo physically, has also used ever occasion to say that Kanu is his idol. Other English-based Eagles stars including Newcastle United striker Obafemi Martins, former Bolton Wanderers midfielder Jay-Jay Okocha, Everton defender Joseph Yobo and Middlesbrough striker Yakubu could line-up in a 'Friends of Kanu' side. Senegal's Amady Faye (Charlton) and Diomansy Kamara (West Brom) are also expected to take part.After the match, there will also be a fundraising Black Tie Dinner and Gala event at the Port Solent Marriot Hotel where the football stars and guests will be entertained by the TV Comic Gina Yashere. The night will include an auction of football memorabilia and signed items.

I was trawling around and found it on the irish supporters club forums - from Colm (one of the toffeeweb editors).

I did a google and I found this: http://shepochenko.bebo.com Turns out he's already been on trial with us so it could be true.