Louis

Get well soon Rubes.

The neighbour's dog broke the fence last night, stuck his head through and attacked my dog cutting just below his nose. Luckily the fence wasn't broken completely and their dog wasn't able to get through, my dog's ok - just shocked, he wouldn't go out before and hasn't eaten since.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/130404/fiorentina-deny-everton-deal-midfielder-195005? Fiorentina deny that Everton have bid

This is from the May 2013 edition of FourFourTwo.

I'm a day late but I hope you enjoyed it.

I've just had a look at the web store, I'm not sure why Joao Silva is still listed as an option for a name, he was sold in 2012 to Levski Sofia.

Once Watford are promoted, they'll become the family's priority due to the amount of money available, the income would eclipse that of Udinese and Granada combined.

Perhaps should you take that information to the French courts.

I'll never understand why EA Sports never put Kim Jong-il in Tiger Woods.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gpuimXzka5inwGnL0c9vZsbQ54fw?docId=CNG.4eb43e27607cb9d4be6b952b88ddefeb.01

Grant Pascoe, the City of Cape Town's 'Executive Mayoral Committee Member for Tourism, Events & Marketing and Cape Town DA Metro Chairperson' has confirmed that Everton are in talks with Cape Town.

http://www.toffeeweb.com/season/12-13/comment/fan/24188.html I found it to be pretty enjoyable.

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXr3sMmhuxI Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD9qQN83Ypc

George Orr?

That's what I thought.. it's just not ethical! That and not being made obvious at 12:01pm

I never bought it but apparently the current issue will be the last one in print, from next season onward it'll only be available as a digital download for electronic devices. I find this quite interesting. It was bound to happen (because of people like me!) but I didn't think that fanzines would be going digital-only so quickly - less than two years after the first iPad was released.

The third 'season' starts in 5 minutes, I've been looking forward to this for months.

http://www.ojogo.pt/Futebol/1a_liga/Sporting/interior.aspx?content_id=3139711 It says three English clubs are interested, Everton are thought to be the most interested. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffr%C3%A9n_Su%C3%A1rez Born in Venezuela, is a former Spanish U21 player.

300 was based on a comic book. I liked Gladiator, I even visited where it was filmed when I was in Tunisia. The Croods seems like a rip-off of the Gogs, the Welsh animated series from the 90s.

Keith Wyness has just confirmed it is him at http://www.twitter.com/retsub12

No, I was giving you half a story. He tweeted that Ryan Air were charging £70 and referred to them as "absolute Jews" for doing so, then because he used the printer-related words, a twitter bot automatically retweets his tweet (to make the Tweet's author know about their service). He thought it was funny and took a screenshot of his tweet showing the advertising bot had retweeted it. https://twitter.com/benmcl_95/status/317925371314057216

I've merged the threads as there was already one for Giefer.

These kids don't learn. He's just tweeted that Ryan Air are 'Jews' for charging him £70 to print out his own ticket. The dozy sod then made a screenshot of his own tweet and uploaded it. I expect he'll be fined for the comment.

That's been going on for years. Apparently the plot involves sending Ghostbusters into a paralell universe similar to Hell. I think it's best to leave them alone also. They did come back for the game though.. except Rick Moranis.

https://soundcloud.com/toffeetalk/kenwright-skysports-news-2013 Sorry about the tinny sound. He says managers have contacted him about the managerial job at Everton.